Thanks for visiting my website. I hope you have enjoyed it. Here are just a few of the things people have to say about my site (all of the hate-mail sent by Sandman is removed on a regular basis which considerably reduces the size of this page!)

Bart Simpson - 10/07/00 19:14:54
Comments:
Hi yes I am a student who's just started my a levels feel very sad to go on a page where ther counter say 0000 people have visited, Oh well!


shitzzz - 09/29/00 18:10:43
Female? if yes go to Q7!: transexual
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: hell no
Comments:
Your java tetris sucks shit, but I love all of the offensive stuff you fukin wanker shitballs to you


Cherie - 06/28/00 02:44:17
My Email:cher@n2mail.com
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: no
Phone number: 420-6969
Comments:
thank you so much for having a cheap vesion af tetris, i love it. please don't ever get rid of it. thanks cherie


fuzzy - 06/26/00 19:47:46
Credit card number: oap
Expiry date: 2001
Phone number: 0800123=456
Comments:
do you realise what a c*nt you friend alex ireland is ? Take it from me he's a lump of shit


- 06/26/00 19:44:26
Comments:
do you realise what a c*nt you friend alex ireland is ? Take it from me he's a lump of shit


maria cooper - 05/16/00 09:24:23
My Email:mcooper@priestlands.sch/uk
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: yes
Phone number: 07880608334
Comments:
really really funki


Lynn - 05/12/00 05:15:52
My Email:massassa@yahoo.com
Credit card number: yeah right!
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: apparently
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: hehe
Phone number: icq 5703085
Comments:
Very cute pages! I actually showed up to see if I could load a tetris game so I snooped around a bit for the hell of it. Hello from BC Canada : ))


Steve - 05/04/00 16:11:35
My Email:sgk198@soton.ac.uk
Credit card number: cheeky cunt
Expiry date: unsure
Female? if yes go to Q7!: no sorry!
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: not as much as u sound
Phone number: 0151 336 3689 my mum will be keen to oblige (not)
Comments:
as u may have guessed im from the same shit hole of a town known as neston., and by god i know u well ur sister anywayz and to think i found this site by accident, what a shock it was to me. Rufus binks i know that ass too he resat a year in my physics cl ss ask him if he knows who i am. he used to sit with me and mat evans. i have to say ur site is quite entertaining, better than most shite on the web oh try this site guys www.bdyp.com its a killer. bye pudgy desperte bloke whos sister i know!!!


Los - 04/23/00 22:23:44
Credit card number: hahaha
Expiry date: aaahaha
Female? if yes go to Q7!: nope
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: I'm up there..
Comments:


katharine - 04/14/00 12:49:23
My Email:princess_courtney_luv@yahoo.com
Credit card number: 0414 8503 578
Expiry date: 7/10/00
Female? if yes go to Q7!: female
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: according to the mirror
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: hmmm...ring me and find out
Phone number: 03 5881 3715 (you'll have to put the australian code-thing in front of the number to ring)
Comments:
well i am really pissed off, kause my whole town thinks i'm a slut, so i kame to your page. don't know how i got here but i did. i put out my cigarette on my keyboard and now the ash has jammed up the backspace key & it won't work. so now i'm even more pi sed off. well now i think i might just go off & listen to nine inch nails just because they're the best fucking band i have ever heard. bye bye sweethearts.


Richard Samaniego - 03/22/00 04:25:37
My Email:ti542@yahoo.com
Female? if yes go to Q7!: MALE
Phone number: 405-542-6259
Comments:
Jarin~! None of those pics look like you untill you get to the end of your pic page!~ Well who am I to bitch. I don't have a web page.? I used to, but I just let it go. And no one ever came to see it. It sucked of course, but who would know! Well, I'll see you at work sometime. Your afro-american wanna-be, friend, ~Richard~ *LOVE'S 251*


Lafe Erickson - 03/22/00 04:05:06
My Email:Lafe_Erickson@yahoo.com
Credit card number: 1234-none -of-bis
Expiry date: two days ago
Female? if yes go to Q7!: i like females, does that count?
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes, i am
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: ummmm, ok yeah i'm lonely
Phone number: 1 405 567 2868, ask for Lafe
Comments:
i like your page,its kind of cool. alson got me one the xxx.. hehe lol... anyway just stoped by and got your tetris thing thanks!!! Latter Lafe Out!!!


- 03/07/00 20:55:02
Comments:
First of all, no good-looking girl would give you her number. You're ugly. Secondly, the seal clubbing bit was repulsive. Would you like someone to beat you in the head? Actually, it looks like someone already did. I hope you like it hot, because you re going to burn in hell.


Mark - 02/24/00 15:36:31
Comments:
Tetris: fantastic! Thankyou for making a bored man very happy.



womder woman - 02/11/00 02:16:35
My Email:wonderingbeing2@hotmail.com
Comments:
I love your tetris. I love not downloading crap, and this crap is JAVA!!!


Victoria - 02/10/00 01:01:11
My Email:fireandice69@hotmail.com
Credit card number: no way Jose
Expiry date: ditto
Female? if yes go to Q7!: very much so
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: once again very much so
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: no need to be!!!
Phone number: if you ask nicely
Comments:
Well I think the site is somewhat interesting! Some funny parts! However I have to say the clubbing of the seal is the most immature, cold-hearted thing I have seen. Only a man with a very small penis could ever have some macho crap like that on his we site.


carolyn - 02/01/00 14:01:43
My Email:sweetbabygirl190@hotmail.com
Female? if yes go to Q7!: female
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: no
Comments:
nice web site babe


Luna - 01/31/00 20:29:22
My URL:http://www.angerfire.com/nc2/memoirsofageisha/
My Email:Luna_Tifa@doramail.com
Credit card number: I aint givin it out
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: no
Phone number: go to hell
Comments:
strange, unusual, and flamboyant, so to speak.


Luna - 01/31/00 20:27:53
My URL:http://www.angerfire.com/nc2/memoirsofageisha/
My Email:Luna_Tifa@doramail.com
Comments:


Angel - 01/22/00 02:24:41
Credit card number: 251 2451 57963
Expiry date: 01/00
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: obviously
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: not as badly as you
Phone number: 1-800-get back to reality
Comments:
Very interesting website. Yet, also very pittiful. Supposedly the model college life is getting drunk and getting drunk. You try too hard. If you think that life is all about being cool and drunk, man your wrong. Get back to reality. To be an actual t ugh guy, try to get out of that college of yours and get a job.


Angel - 01/22/00 02:16:13
Credit card number: 518 0024 312
Expiry date: 01-00
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: obviously
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: not as badly as you
Phone number: 1-800-get back to reality
Comments:


Chris Arrick - 01/21/00 17:15:07
My URL:http://www.listen.to/spyncycal
My Email:andro200@aol.com
Credit card number: hah!
Female? if yes go to Q7!: sorry!
Comments:
I had a good time, very creative. I didn't make your superleague of students. I'm not "university material" Even though everyone cam be here in the states! bye!


Lindsey - 01/17/00 06:44:42
My URL:don't have one
My Email:jpljmac@citlink.net
Credit card number: oh.....uh-huh......right
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yep
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: uh-huh
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: on the verge.......lol
Phone number: oh sure!!!!!
Comments:
paul, i think ur site rocks. i found it by mistake and stayed on it for quite a while. "ways to annoy a cop" was my favorite......the seal thing was great too.....i was laughing my ass off. p.s. i think ur really cute:-)


emily - 01/16/00 15:13:46
My Email:emily@hotmail.com
Comments:
Cool page, but I think the seal idea is sick. Lose it, it's not nice.


Evan - 12/09/99 01:58:19
My URL:http://don't.have.a.page.com
My Email:evtintle@vassar.edu
Credit card number: Oh sure...1245--heeeeey...
Expiry date: No way! I'm on to you, mister!
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Sorta
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: Indeed.
Phone number: I'm in the states...I don't think you Brits are going to give me a ring :)
Comments:
Nifty page :-) Much fun. Molto diverting.


Jessica - 12/03/99 17:27:26
My Email:bessicajeck@hotmail.com
Comments:


Cheep Slut - 12/02/99 16:10:06
My URL:http://www.suckmytits.com
My Email:yourpeepee@myass.com
Credit card number: 13-13-666-BLOW
Expiry date: Dec. 45
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: hell yeah
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: fuck yes
Phone number: 1-800-2FU-WOULD-BE-FUN
Comments:
this site sucks ass. your mother is a whore. i will kill you and all your lesbian lovers.


Phil McCrevice - 12/02/99 16:05:55
Comments:


John Lyle - 11/22/99 17:41:13
My URL:http://www.thelyles.in2home.co.uk
My Email:Lyle@dial.pipex.com
Comments:
Very good page, I enjoyed Tetris John P.s.you dont want to send me the source files from you Java script do you?


Stacy - 11/15/99 10:28:21
My Email:annastacia_19@yahoo.com
Credit card number: yeah right
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Last time I checked
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: but if course!
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: No, not me.
Phone number: 1-800-WHATEVER
Comments:
Hmmm, although I took enough time to sign this book, I wasn't that amused. Now can someone please show where the hell TETRIS is?! Oh yeah, one more thing...I'M NOT A PERVERT!!! Stac


mr chard - 11/14/99 21:07:16
My URL:http://no
My Email:rm-r@null.net
Credit card number: 0898-HOT-SEXXX
Expiry date: never
Female? if yes go to Q7!: nope
Phone number: 0800 111111
Comments:
How did I get here?????


Megz - 11/06/99 00:36:10
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes...
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes...
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: hell no
Phone number: 1-800-up-yerz
Comments:
Nice site... could do without the XXX though..LoL


Heather Alexander - 10/25/99 07:31:26
My Email:ladynitro@yahoo.com
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Yes
Comments:
Is there any way to actually finish your student thing? Are all the stops operational? Ps I'm American


Macca - 10/12/99 10:48:43
Female? if yes go to Q7!: NO
Comments:
GOOD SITE CONSIDERING THAT I'M BORED SHITLESS AT COLLEGE AND DECIDED TO LOOK UP THE PLACE I COME FROM?! MILDLY ENTERTAINING FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS AH WELL BACK TO THAT 5000 WORD ESSAY DUE IN 10 MINUTES Macman rules????


Meredith - 10/07/99 18:18:13
My Email:kozelchik@juno.com
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: nope, sorry
Comments:
you're cute... i had fun at your site...


PETE M - 08/25/99 22:47:37
My Email:pete@pmcnicholl.freeserve.co.uk
Credit card number: u think i am stupid
Expiry date: i am going to tell the police
Phone number: 07977 271664
Comments:
neston is shit i use to go to the school mrs winterson is a old cow!!! p.s laura pulling is well fit, so is sarah,holly,loadz more..... and thanx to all my neston mate's if u ever see this shit website . paul u are a tosser i aint giving u my credit card number


Jack LeSchitz - 06/23/99 14:51:38
My URL:http://icdweb.cc.purdue.edu/~matternj
My Email:atarilogic@aol.com
Credit card number: WANT-TOEA-TMYS-CROTUM
Expiry date: 06-09-00
Phone number: 555-1010
Comments:
Especially enjoyed slamming Rachel. I fink that you can actually see her underwear if you slam the door hard enough. Anyway, just wanted to try the java tetris. Going back to work now...Jm...


06/09/99 09:34:43
Name: ICQ Gal My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Website de Niza. Gracias por dejarme firmar su guestbook


Clare - 06/06/99 16:56:09
Comments:
hello paul i'm 7. How old do you have to be


Louisa Vowles - 06/04/99 23:31:32
My Email:9724881@skye.sms.ed.ac.uk
Credit card number: Fuck off
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Dont you remember!!!
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Bloody Gorgeous
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: not quite yet.
Comments:
Imagine my surprise when roaming the internet one night to find photos of my old classmates!! Still, good to know you all still exist. Im at uni in edinburgh still, but im sure ill see you in the summer if you are down the old quay!! Send us an email and let me know how youre getting on if you have the time. lou xxx PS, my computer geek boyfriend was quite impressed with the homepage!


Louisa Vowles - 06/04/99 23:27:11
My Email:9724881@skye.sms.ac.ed.
Comments:


Batman - 05/28/99 00:03:17
My Email:yes
Credit card number: 123456789101112134
Expiry date: 55/987
Female? if yes go to Q7!: no
Comments:
Bacon sandwiches should always be served with hp sauce unless an egg is included in which case tomato ketchup should also be added. Never walk backwards into traffic when drunk. Always eat bread before you go for a heavy session it won't stop you puking , ut it will make it light and fluffy. Never rob another mans rubarb especially if the man in question is larger than one's self. Always let the wookie win. Never start on the whiskey chasers before 4pm it is the road to ruin, however vodka or gin or any co bination of the two are perfectally acceptable at any time of the day or night. A kebab must ALWAYS be consumed after more than 10 hours solid drinking even/especially if that person happens to be a bird. The kebab should always have extra chilli and extr garlic with a splattering of every other sauce availiable.


Damien 666 Satan - 05/19/99 15:41:17
Credit card number: 4665 2554 2211 4564
Expiry date: 09/00
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: yes
Phone number: Piss off you fat person
Comments:
your mother blows goats


yournightmare - 05/02/99 19:36:23
My Email:wheniseeuikick@urass
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Better then you
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: to fuck u up
Comments:
ur site is a crime on the net and should be against the law. Its so slow and ugly, how do you do it?? Did you pay for the,well sort of possitive comments?? Whish you many viruses and many crashes.


Dimitrios - 04/20/99 10:53:40
My URL:http://www.dimitrios.subdomains.de
My Email:cyberdemon74@xoommail.com
Credit card number: ???
Expiry date: ???
Female? if yes go to Q7!: ???
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: ???
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: ß?
Phone number: ???
Comments:
???


Kimmy - 03/20/99 16:37:04
My Email:cerealkiller67@hotmail.com
Female? if yes go to Q7!: female
Comments:
I was looking how to download Tetris for my computer and I was wondering how to go about that... can you help me???


Marina - 03/16/99 17:02:42
My Email:queen_keeper@yahoo.co.uk
Credit card number: 1234 4567 7890 9999
Expiry date: 09/00
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: eye and beholder etc
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: NOOOOOOOO
Phone number: 0898 69 69 69
Comments:
I am 28....not desperate..and by the way How Pure R U?


Big Man Booma - 03/12/99 15:03:11
My Email:Lord_nightbringer@yahoo.com
Credit card number: They won't let me have one
Expiry date: 34/14/2525
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Nooooo......
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Of course!
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: Not Any More...
Phone number: Arse.
Comments:
Paul,this site is as slow as fu*k, and 1/2 the linx are broken. Geta life, get a dishwasher. My girlfriend is as fit as fu*k, and easter is beckoning. Tra.... Pete


Moose - 02/22/99 17:05:34
My Email:smithcp@logica.com
Comments:
You almost made my home sick for Neston. The time at the age of 13 or 14 I got into Leighton Court drank too much Martini and lemonade or was it Blue Lagoons, and went to sleep on the pool table. I used to be every night down 'The Fish' - Greenland Fish ries when it was The pub to be seen in, before the extension too, that used to be a secondhand shop, records or furniture or something. We used to drink Strongbow on the Townhall steps, full of bravado until a car went past that looked like our Dads' then we'd leg it. We went out on the Marsh on summer afternoons with the shelves robbed out of our mothers' ovens and sausages and firewood in a wheel barrow and go down Mooreside then out as far as we could go. We swam in that shitty water by the sewerage f rm and never got ill (walking miracles all of us)and forgot that when the sun went down it meant the lights had gone out. We had to struggle back with the wheelbarrow worrying about the old stories of quicksand you always hear in Neston. Oh, yeah and th Old Quay when all the bikers were there instead of OAPs having lunch.


- 01/26/99 13:28:01
Comments:


~Pebbles~ - 01/06/99 03:45:38
My Email:smckellar@hdc.com.au
Credit card number: yeah right!!
Expiry date: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Female? if yes go to Q7!: sure am
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: LMAO
Comments:
okay well I accidently came across this website and I must say it is pretty cool..I live in Australia but I am originally from Neston...so you had me hooked with this site...anyway mail me...


Jenny Banfill - 11/26/98 15:04:16
My Email:uber_scally@hotmail.com
Credit card number: erm
Expiry date: erm
Female? if yes go to Q7!: erm
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: erm
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: erm
Comments:
Paul, I bet you don't remember me but I danced with you at the french exchange disco in 1994.


Helen Walters - 11/26/98 14:50:19
My Email:hw8026@bristol.ac.uk
Credit card number: you've gotta be jokin'?
Expiry date: Ha
Female? if yes go to Q7!: very
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: of course
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: definately not.
Phone number: 01179032651
Comments:
hi Paul! Just visiting your site. Can't believe its so long since Booma, would be nice to contact him though. Maybe you can help. Catch you at Christmas, probably at the Quay. Love and hugs, Helen


lucy ward - 11/25/98 22:34:18
My Email:lw8406@bristol.ac.uk
Comments:
HI PAUL DO YOU REMEMBER ME I WENT TO VENTURES WITH HELEN WALTERS AND WAS IN SARAHS YEAR AND WENT OUT WITH STOCKY -REMEMBER ME NOW! ANY WAY LIKE THE PHOTOS ON THE WEB PAGE. HELEN WANTS BOOMA TO E-MAIL HER, HERE IS HER ADDRESS PLEASE PASS IT ON TO BOOMA hw8026@bristol.ac.uk thanks lucy


Clayton Shih - 11/18/98 04:45:14
My Email:cshih@student.umass.edu
Credit card number: Ha Ha you'd like that wouldn't you???
Expiry date: hope the year 2000 doesn't mess it up!!
Female? if yes go to Q7!: nope
Comments:
Definitely the best web page I've seen!!! Keep driniking and partying - what we here at the University of Massachusetts @ Amherst are well known for!!


robert hall - 11/14/98 19:34:19
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/CollegePark/9926/
My Email:pudwacker@rocketmail.com
Credit card number: kiss my ass
Phone number: fuck you
Comments:
your guestbook sucks big cock


Corallee - 11/12/98 14:45:07
My Email:cmarlow@hotmail.com
Credit card number: Yeah right !
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Yes of course
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: No, Sorry !
Comments:
I've had another look at your pages again and I still reckon they're top. Although I do think that you should update the writing you did about me cos you know me better now that we've met a couple more times See Ya Soon Corallee


Carrie Rohweder - 11/04/98 05:07:16
My Email:carebere98@hotmail.com
Credit card number: yeah, right
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: no, sorry
Comments:
You have a kick ass site, man.


Paul G. Hater - 11/02/98 22:11:02
My Email:you@suck.com
Credit card number: 666666666
Expiry date: 6/6/66
Female? if yes go to Q7!: you're not funny
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: I wanted to play tetris
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: and you called me a
Phone number: pervert. You suck.
Comments:
You're not funny. This is the worst site I've ever seen. I hate you - I'm not kidding. If I knew who you were I would bash you with my knee.


Todd Cooper - 11/01/98 09:22:57
My URL:www.thewanker.com
My Email:tnrc75@yahoo.com
Credit card number: 666-666-666-666
Expiry date: 6.6.66
Female? if yes go to Q7!: no
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes
Phone number: 666 666666666666
Comments:
Your homepage is good. I wasn't bored enough to play the Tetris game . No, I enjoyed that Panic button thing. This is a pretty good cite. If you want to use my credit card, please do. And please take a gander at the website. It's a cra ker.


mustaukko - 10/31/98 15:51:15
My Email:mustaukko@hotmail.com
Credit card number: :)
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Well, actually no...
Comments:
I'm from Finland. I started to do java a little while ago, and I wonder if you might find it in your good will to sort of donate or... well give me the code you used for your tetris. See I'm faced a bit of a problem there.. I'm having trouble in making the internal clock, which should give life to the game, tell when it is time to move piece down and all.. mustaukko.


09/23/98 09:47:17
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Nice page. Very informative. Keep it up.


kate hamer - 09/21/98 20:10:00
My URL:http://freespace.virgin.net/kate.hamer
My Email:kate.hamer@virgin.net
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: i think so
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: no!
Phone number: you're kidding, right?
Comments:
I'm not a pervert, but I love your XXX bit I laughed my head off. Took me a while to glue it back on, but I'm whole again, i think.


Maff - 09/11/98 14:59:26
My Email:lanmpeer@livjm.ac.uk
Credit card number: The bank cut it up !
Expiry date: Last week
Phone number: disconnected for none payment of bills
Comments:
Great website,great pictures and a good review of Neston and the people who live there see ya down the boozer Maff


Cindy - 09/10/98 14:35:18
My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy
My Email:cinth@usa.net
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:


08/31/98 19:41:02
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Cool page Keep up the good work Please visit my website too


ANDY PARNELL - 07/22/98 11:15:55
My Email:ANDYPARNELL@HOTMAIL.COM
Credit card number: DONT BE DAFT
Expiry date: WHENEVER
Female? if yes go to Q7!: NO
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: OH YES
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: DONT THINK SO
Comments:
ALRIGHT OWDEN!! OR SHOULD I NOW SAY "OWZ IT GOIN KIDDA!"...SORRY I APPRECIATE YOU DONT KNOW ME,BUT I WASNT SURE WHETHER YOU WOULD APPRECIATE THE NESTONIAN OR MANC GREETING...I WAS BORED IN WORK AND THOUGHT I`D LOOK UP MY HOME TOWN OF NESTON...YOUR SITE IS THE 1ST I HAVE FOUND WITH ANY REAL MEANING...CHEERS... ANYWAY,IF I SEE YOU IN THE OLD QUAY,I MIGHT JUST LET YOU BUY ME A BEER OR TWO.... PS...NICE SITE..


His Lordship & his Missus - 06/16/98 12:48:27
My Email:Mcdi7rb2@stud.umist.ac.uk
Credit card number: you can go burn!
Expiry date: ditto......!
Female? if yes go to Q7!: depends who you are looking at!
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: as above!
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: For what?!
Phone number: 0839.. well you ring it often it enough!
Comments:
The walking kebab is OK, but if your next cuzza barks then you know who is in it! you leave my hound alone you it doesn't love you anymore.Can you make bouncing tellitubbies work on Netscape V3 so Kim can have a look ? as you may have guessed it's kim and rufus and i've learn't how to use apostrophies proud of me? Binky & Kim


Russell Chant - 06/08/98 16:01:39
My Email:rxc728@bham.ac.uk
Expiry date: 1999
Female? if yes go to Q7!: nope
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: doubtful
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: nope
Phone number: disconnection imminent
Comments:
hello paul - great site. I'm moving into Athens at the mo. see you soon. Russell.


Archangel - 06/05/98 19:27:57
My Email:god@heaven.co.uk
Credit card number: 0887 4456783
Expiry date: Judgement day
Female? if yes go to Q7!: No
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Fantastic
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: Yerwhat?
Phone number: 0181 957 666
Comments:
Clubbing seals? Purity quiz? YOU will NOT be seeing me at the right hand of God on J-Day. Like the slam Rach, tho.


Al - 06/02/98 22:23:46
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Surf/3310/index.html
My Email:aireland@bradford.ac.uk
Credit card number: 1234567, cant see the rest, too drunk
Expiry date: 1900
Female? if yes go to Q7!: no
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: fantastically cute
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: no
Phone number: 0151 336 ****
Comments:
not as good as my site i fear but a good attempt!! go to my site for a real audio video of me!!!


Bill - 05/28/98 19:51:12
My URL:http://Nope.
Credit card number: Are you pissed?
Female? if yes go to Q7!: No.
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Yes. A total stud.
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: No.
Phone number: Yeah right.
Comments:
How's it hangin? I haven't a clue who you are? Your "XXX" menu thing was a big let down. And I mean a big let down.


Zena - 05/26/98 12:43:28
Comments:
Paul who is king Rach??????????????????? Adios mi ninos!!


Zena - 05/26/98 12:35:27
My Email:skinbow@yahoo.com
Credit card number: your dads
Expiry date: never
Female? if yes go to Q7!: sort of
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: of course
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: no
Phone number: 003429062420
Comments:
Paul I think your mwebsite is quite good yet can be made better by inserting an enormous picture of ME !!!!


HIS LORDSHIPS GIRLFRIEND - 05/21/98 13:36:22
My Email:I,D RATHER NOT
Credit card number: ARE YOU MAD
Expiry date: WHO KNOWS
Female? if yes go to Q7!: IT DEPENDS ON WHO,S ASKING
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: YOU,VE SEEN THE PHOTOS
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: NOPE
Phone number: I DON,T THINK
Comments:
HIGHLY AMUSING I DIDN,T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU {TO BE SO AMUSING}.KEEP ON BEING EVIL TO SANDMAN AND REMEMBER BLOW YOUR MIND SMOKE DYNAMITE!!!!!!!!!!


zena - 05/15/98 09:49:03
My Email:skinbow.yahoo.com
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yep
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: of course
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: not to go with my cuz
Comments:
Paul I didn't realise you knew the F*** word !


ANTHONY JOHN CICCARIELLO III - 05/12/98 23:40:33
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nj/pineypoetry/page2.html
Comments:
OKAY, GLAD YOU HAVE A HOBBY


Ms Pink Elephant - 05/04/98 11:44:44
Credit card number: 0153412156151334
Expiry date: 09/99
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes [I always had my doubts!!!]
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes [hmmmm! I don't think so!!!]
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: yes
Phone number: 0898 453223
Comments:
this site is bobbins!! [Thanks Ricky!!!]


Kat - 04/27/98 23:59:16
My Email:i dunno
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: yes
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: charlie wishes
Phone number: he wont let me tell you 'cos he's jealous
Comments:
i much prefer the mike nesmith appreciation web page. that's all.


Marc A. Snyder - 04/27/98 14:28:49
My Email:marc.snyder@juno.com
Credit card number: 3354 2234 2342 2FU
Expiry date: 04/2001
Phone number: 800 HOWARD STERN
Comments:
Howard Stern #1 radio show in Philadelphia and the rest of the USA! Greetings to all from the birthplace of America....Philadelphia, PA


Peter - 04/20/98 08:43:48
My Email:magnet@vip.micro-intec.com
Credit card number: 666
Expiry date: Yesterday
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Noooo
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: of course
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: nooooo
Phone number: 0898 22 22 22
Comments:
This baby seal thing is kind of getting out of hand these days. You're obviously a ginger student right! Peter


Matt Sandman - 03/15/98 23:46:28
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Breakers/4562
My Email:sandman2@compuserve.com
Comments:

 


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Corallee - 02/19/98 10:59:15
Comments:
I know that I am an idiot for putting three messages on this thing but...... No you're not! In fact if there are any other good looking females out there that want to put 3 messages in my guest book then feel free! If you aint got an E-mail address and want a free one go to Hotmail, fill out the forms and mail me!


Corallee ( Rach's mate ) - 02/19/98 10:55:21
My Email:Don't have one
Credit card number: You don't need it !
Expiry date: Ha Ha
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Female
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Of course !
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: No way
Phone number: I'm afraid that I won't put it on the internet
Comments:
I think that your pages are the toppest. Thanks for featuring me in the photos but when I clicked on my face there was no writing about me. Get something on there, if you don't know what to write as Rach. See ya .Bye


Corallee ( Rach's mate ) - 02/19/98 10:49:56
Credit card number: You don't need it !
Expiry date: Ha Ha
Female? if yes go to Q7!: Female
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Of course
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: No way
Phone number:***** *** *** (no problem!)
Comments:
I think that your pages are extra top. Can't wait to see you all again, thanks for featuring me on your pages but when I clicked on my face there was nothing about me. Get something on there ! Ask Rach what to write. See you. Bye



Sandman - 02/03/98 10:56:06
Credit card number: Pants
Expiry date: Washing day
Female? if yes go to Q7!: no
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: fantastically (just like my webpage).
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: Not very but....
Phone number: ..there's no halm in trying
Comments:
I don't send you that much Hate mail (anymore). P.s. Your site is actually a lot better than mine.


Jonsey - 02/03/98 10:50:00
My Email:U' know it
Credit card number: Can't read it properly
Expiry date: last year
Female? if yes go to Q7!: NO
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Me ! Of course not.
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: NO
Phone number: 0151 336 (oh sorry Paul)
Comments:
I Must Not insult Paul's Website. I Must Not insult Paul's Website. I Must Not insult Paul's Website. I Must Not insult Paul's Website. I Must Not insult Paul's Website. I Must Not insult Paul's Website. I Must Not insult Paul's Website. I Must Not insult Paul's Website.


B.Clinton - 02/02/98 12:30:08
Credit card number: 546-9884-677
Expiry date: Never
Female? if yes go to Q7!: No, but Chelsea is and she's single and ATTRACTIVE.
Comments:
I was overcome with joy! I couldn't contain myself.


KingRach - 01/29/98 17:51:38
My Email:KingRach@aol.com
Credit card number: M.Y.O
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Oh Y!
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: Y!
Phone number: As before Griffles
Comments:
Well, I've signed this again coz you were hassling me. I s'pose I've got to do it once more at some point so that you are 'equal' to Sandy! Eeee - I wish you two would put your handbags away.


al - 01/27/98 12:18:46
My Email:aireland@bradford.ac.uk
Credit card number: hahahaha
Expiry date: hehehehe
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: the best
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: no
Phone number: 01274236772
Comments:
not as good as mine (when i eventually get round to doing one). change my opinion by including me somewhere but in a NICE way. I know this concept may be difficult to grasp, if you need help, email or ring me.


Rach - 01/23/98 16:57:02
My Email:KingRach@aol.com
Credit card number: I'm a student!
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: Oi!
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: Oh definitely
Phone number: You say it in your sleep Griff......
Comments:
WHY is there no head for me to slam?? AOL is PANTS!


M.Messenger - 01/22/98 21:11:21
My Email:Mel@hotnet.com
Credit card number: 4525 6323 4578 832
Expiry date: 07/99
Female? if yes go to Q7!: yes
Good looking? if yes go to Q8!: very
Desperate? if yes go to Q9!: Gaggin for it
Phone number: 0181 236 2248
Comments:
Brilliant! The best site on the net. It's a lot better than sandman's page!


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