Little Johnny's Dad




A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did
for a living.

Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"

Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a Professor!"

Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a
whorehouse!"

The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a
point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.

When she told him what Little Johnny had said, he told her,
"Actually,.... I'm an attorney, but how I'm I supposed to explain
that to a seven year old???"