The Mix-Up Circumcision




A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist's
advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision.  When he
came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of doctors standing
around his hospital bed.

"What's up doc?" he asked nervously.

"Uh, well......there's been a bit of a mix-up," admitted his surgeon.
"I'm afraid that instead of a circumcision, we performed a sex-change
operation on you.  You now have a very nice vagina instead of a penis."

"What!" gasped the patient.  "You mean I'll never experience another
erection?"

"Oh, I'm sure you will, reassured the doctor, "only it'll be somebody
else's."