My Favorite Quotes
Last updated 11/14/99
My Favorite Quotes
When you're right no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.
Nothing lasts forever, not even your troubles.
We do not remember days, we remember moments.
The bad thing about good things is that they come to an end. And the good thing about bad things is that they also end.
Look, its bicyclists!!! - Erin at a pair of cats in the road at 1 am
Ferret! Listen to me when I talk!!! - A drunk guy at Country Fest teaching me to talk "ferret"
There are no perfect people in the world, just an illusion of perfection Ksanth
The truth is rarely pure and never simple Oscar Wilde
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear to be a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.
Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad. -Aldous Huxley
Unseen they suffer, Unheard they cry, In agony they linger, In loneliness they die. - The American Humane Society
Youve got to dance like no one's watching and love like it's never going to hurt
All who wander are not lost.
Trust takes years to build and seconds to destroy
God is DEAD, and no one cares! If there is a hell I'll see you there! -Trent Reznor
Judith Campbell
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will
not hate it. - Pohl's law
Kids used to ask you where they came from-now they tell you where to go.
It is better to give children a rule to break than to give them no rules at all. Tipper Gore
Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail your friends
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about
you. - They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
You can have it all, you just can't have it all at once Oprah Winfrey
There's no real need to do housework - after four years it
doesn't get any worse.
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
It is easier to stay out than get out. - Mark Twain
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep
- Fran Lebowitz
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. - Peter Sellers
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - Anonymous
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way the parents obey their children. - King Edward VIII
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.- Unknown
No one can make you feel inferior without your
consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. - Mark Twain
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. - Gore Vidal
It is impossible to love and to be wise. - Francis Bacon
Hate has a reason for everything, But love is unreasonable. -V. Raiuhes
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. - Muhammad Ali
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -Walter Bagehot
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