Paraplegic Jokes I
Paraplegic Jokes I

  1. Q: What do you call a paraplegic woman on an island with cantibles?
    A: Candy
  2. Q: What do you call a paraplegic at your door step?
    A: Matt
  3. Q: What do you call a paraplegic in the water?
    A: Bob
  4. Q: What do you call a paraplegic stuck on the wall?
    A: Art
  5. Q: What do you call a paraplegic at the beach?
    A: Sandy
  6. Q: What do you call a paraplegic that was attacked by a lion?
    A: Claude
  7. Q: What do you call a paraplegic couple who fell into a fire?
    A: Frank and Patti
  8. Q: What do you call a woman with only one leg?
    A: Ilene
    --And if she's from Japan?
    A: Irene
    Thanks Jeremy
  9. Q: What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?
    A: Consuelo
  10. Q: What is the hardest part about eating vegetables?
    A: The wheels get in the way!
    Thanks Greg
  11. Q: What is the kewl thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?
    A: You are always meeting new people...
    You get to hide your own Easter eggs too.
  12. Q: What do you call paraplegic twin boys looking out a window?
    A: Curt n Rod.
    Thanks Bobby
  13. Q: What do you call a paraplegic guy being pulled behind a ski boat?
    A: Skip.
    Thanks Bobby
  14. Q: What do you call a paraplegic going over a fence?
    A: Homer.
    Thanks Buddy
  15. Q: What do you call a paraplegic under your car?
    A: Jack

  16. Q: What do you call a paraplegic in a pile of leaves?
    A: Russell
  17. Q: What do you call a paraplegic in a hot tub?
    A: Stew
    Thanks Bryan Cannon
  18. Q: What's green and has 12 tits?
    A: A garbage bag at the breast cancer clinic.
    Thanks Anne
  19. Q: What do the letters D. N. A. stand for?
    A: Association of Noteworthy Dyslexics.
    Thanks Jackie
  20. Q: What do you call a paraplegic radio disk jockey?
    A: Mike.
    Thanks Michael Wauters


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