IF YOU ARE HERE...........

By being here, one of three things are happening:

1) You are either a friend of mine, or a friend of a friend of mine  

2) You surfed the web too far from your virtual coastline and you've gotten lost and docked your computer here. (you've got good taste)

3) You are really BORED (can't blame you, all this information on the web, and it all is lame)

Anyway, even if I don't know you please feel free to stay and read me bitch and moan. Besides, where else besides McGuyver's web site can you learn how to make pipe bombs with beer, 2 sticks, and some bubble gum?

This gift that god gave the world is ME