A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi. After requesting a
tour of the city, he starts into a tirade about the small town airport and
how in Texas they have larger runways on their ranches.
They are soon
crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and the man is further unimpressed, "I
have a duck pond bigger than that harbor, and an ornamental bridge to span it
that makes this look like a toy". The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets
his scorn, "Is this a road, or a track?"
So when a kangaroo jumped out
in front of the cab, causing the sudden and severe application of the brakes,
the driver couldn't help himself, "Stupid grasshoppers!"
[Mother Shiptons Prophecy] [Poetry]
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