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An Elephant's Memory


An elephant was drinking from the Zambezi when he noticed a turtle asleep on a log. He ambled over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognised it as the same turtle which took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"What a memory," exclaimed the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."



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