Some Quotes About Cats
From some famous and not-so-famous cat lovers!
What is the difference between dogs and cats?
Dogs have owners; cats have staff.
MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats and dogs)
"Plug mouse into port." No mouse, used cat. No port, used vodka. Cat happy.
"I suspect that many an ailurophobe hates cats only because he feels they are better people than he is--more honest, more secure, more loved, more whatever he is not." ~Winifred Carriere
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~Robert A. Heinlein
"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." ~Unknown
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." ~Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." ~Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." ~Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." ~English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." ~Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." ~Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." ~Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." ~Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." ~Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." ~Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." ~Hippolyte Taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." ~Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." ~Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." ~Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." ~Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." ~Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." ~Joseph Wood Krutch
"To err is human, To purr feline." ~Robert Byrne
More Quotes About Cats
"...The only identification that would be inscribed on any cat's collar would be 'This is the cat's cat.' " ~Elmer Davis
"If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich." ~African Proverb
"Of all animals, he alone attains to the Contemplative Life." ~Andrew Lang
"We cannot, without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind." ~St. George Mivart
"The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world." ~Lynn M. Osband
"Cats come and go without ever leaving." ~Martha Curtis
"In my house lives a cat who is a curmudgeon and cantankerous, a cat who is charming and convivial, and a cat who is combative and commendable. And yet I have but one cat." ~Dave Edwards
"Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own." ~John Dingman
"Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow." ~Monica Edwards
"The cat could very well be man's best friend, but he would never stoop to admit it." ~Doug Larson
"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals." ~George Mikes
"Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance." ~Dan Greenburg
"A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it." ~Jerome K. Jerome
"When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even." ~Penny Ward Moser
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