5:00PM EST: The President's Coming, The President's Coming (Part 1) -- It's Hail to the Chief when the President rolls into town.

5:30PM EST: The President's Coming, The President's Coming (Part 2) -- Dorothy (Bea Arthur) is speechless when she meets the President

11:30PM EST: Break In -- A break-in at the house has Rose (Betty White) up in arms.

12:00AM EST: The Transplant -- Will Blanche (Rue McClanahan) have a heart when her sister (Sheree North) needs a kidney?

APRIL 2, 1999

5:00PM EST: All Bets Off -- Dorothy (Bea Arthur) risks it all when her gambling problem gets out of control.

5:30PM EST: Once In St. Olaf--Rose (Betty White) finds out her father is a monk.

11:30PM EST: Rose The Prude -- A sea cruise has Rose's (Betty White) romance going full speed ahead.

12:00AM EST: On Golden Girls -- A spoiled brat nearly spoils the girls' weekend.

APRIL 3, 1999

12:00PM EST: There Goes The Bride (Part 1)--Dorothy's (Bea Arthur) ex-husband (Herb Edelman) proposes to her... again.

12:30PM EST: There Goes The Bride (Part 2)--The girls realize how their friendships will change once Dorothy (Bea Arthur) is married.

APRIL 4, 1999

11:00AM EST: Mary Had A Little Lamb -- Blanche's prison penpal is released from the pen.

11:30AM EST: An Illegitimate Concern -- An illegitimate son sheds light on the life of Blanche's (Rue McClanahan) late husband.

APRIL 5, 1999

5:00PM EST: If At Last You Do Succeed--Will Dorothy (Bea Arthur) fall for her ex-husband (Herb Edelman) again?

5:30PM EST: Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy--Blanche (Rue McClanahan) uncovers a secret when she auctions off Big Daddy's possessions.

11:30PM EST: That Was No Lady -- Dorothy (Bea Arthur) has a new beau (Alex Rocco). But she refuses to play second fiddle.

12:00AM EST: The Triangle -- Emergency! Blanche (Rue McClanahan) and Dorothy (Bea Arthur) have fallen for the same doctor.

APRIL 6, 1999

5:00PM EST: Feelings--Rose (Betty White) has a confrontation with her dentist.

5:30PM EST: Born Again--Dorothy's (Bea Arthur) ex is back in her life.

11:30PM EST: The Competition -- A fierce bowling tournament threatens to split the household.

12:00AM EST: Blanche and the Younger Man -- Blanche (Rue McClanahan) is all worked up over her new aerobics instructor (Charles Hill).

APRIL 7, 1999

5:00PM EST: "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath Of Stan" Uncle Angelo comes over to talk to Dorothy about the giant bug problem he's having, caused by some tenants who recently moved out and left food in their apartment.

5:30PM EST: Stand By Your Man--Blanche's (Rue McClanahan) new love interest is in a wheelchair.

11:30PM EST: Stan's Return -- Will Dorothy (Bea Arthur) retie the knot with her ex-husband (Herb Edelman)?

12:00AM EST: The Heart Attack -- Sophia's (Estelle Getty) sudden illness has the girls worried.

APRIL 8, 1999

5:00PM EST: Mrs. George Devereaux--Blanche (Rue McClanahan) finds out her ex-husband faked his death.

5:30PM EST: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ... Before They Die--Sophia (Estelle Getty) finds herself in love.

11:30PM EST: The Custody Battle -- Sophia (Estelle Getty) plays favorites when her other daughter (Doris Belack) comes to visit.

12:00AM EST: A Little Romance -- Will Rose's (Betty White) new beau measure up?

APRIL 9, 1999

5:00PM EST: "Journey To The Center Of Attention" Blanche and Dorothy go out for the night, while Sophia gets a crazy idea to have a wake in her honor while she is still alive.

5:30PM EST: Sister Of The Bride--Blanche (Rue McClanahan) comes to terms with a family issue.

11:30PM EST: In Bed of Rose's -- A man dies in Rose's (Betty White) bed. Now how's she going to tell his wife (Priscilla Morrill)?

12:00AM EST: The Truth Will Come Out -- The truth about Rose's (Betty White) late husband is finally revealed.

APRIL 10, 1999

12:00PM EST: The Bloom Is Off The Rose--Rose's (Betty White) relationship has gone stale.

12:30PM EST: Miles To Go--The girls find out Rose's (Betty White) boyfriend is in the witness protection program.

APRIL 11, 1999

11:00AM EST: Triple Play -- Blanche's (Rue McClanahan) used car sale attracts some interesting buyers.

11:30AM EST: Like The Beep Beep Beep Of The Tom-Tom -- Will a pacemaker keep Blanche (Rue McClanahan) from her favorite activities?

APRIL 12, 1999

5:00PM EST: The Bloom Is Off The Rose--Rose's (Betty White) relationship has gone stale.

5:30PM EST: Miles To Go--The girls find out Rose's (Betty White) boyfriend is in the witness protection program.

11:30PM EST: Nice And Easy -- Running around seems to run in the family when Blanche's (Rue McClanahan) niece pays a visit.

12:00AM EST: The Operation -- Dorothy (Bea Arthur) goes over the edge when she goes under the knife

APRIL 13, 1999

5:00PM EST: There Goes The Bride (Part 1)--Dorothy's (Bea Arthur) ex-husband (Herb Edelman) proposes to her... again.

5:30PM EST: There Goes The Bride (Part 2)--The girls realize how their friendships will change once Dorothy (Bea Arthur) is married.

11:30PM EST: Second Motherhood -- Blanche (Rue McClanahan) has second thoughts about a second marriage.

12:00AM EST: Adult Education -- Blanche's (Rue McClanahan) teacher is interested in extracurricular activities.

APRIL 14, 1999

5:00PM EST: Older And Wiser--Blanche (Rue McClanahan) and Rose (Betty White) are asked to model.

5:30PM EST: Melodrama--Rose (Betty White) takes a shot at as a weekend news reporter.

11:30PM EST: Big Daddy -- Blanche's (Rue McClanahan) "Big Daddy" tries to make it big as a country singer.

12:00AM EST: The Flu -- There's more than one flu over the cuckoo's nest as the girls fall ill.

APRIL 15, 1999

5:00PM EST: Comedy of Errors -- It's no joke. Dorothy (Bea Arthur) tries stand-up comedy.

5:30PM EST: The Audit -- Dorothy's (Bea Arthur) IRS audit proves very taxing.

11:30PM EST: Blind Ambition -- Rose's (Betty White) blind sister (Polly Holliday) helps her see things in a whole new way.

12:00AM EST: The Way We Met -- The girls remember their memorable first encounter.

APRIL 16, 1999

5:00PM EST: What A Difference A Date Makes--Dorothy (Bea Arthur) goes out with an old friend.

5:30PM EST: Love For Sale--The ladies prepare for the Children's Hospital Bachelorette Auction.

11:30PM EST: End of the Curse -- A handsome veterinarian has Blanche (Rue McClanahan) purring.

12:00AM EST: Ladies of the Evening -- It's quite a night when the girls are mistaken for ladies of the evening.

APRIL 17, 1999

12:00PM EST: Older And Wiser--Blanche (Rue McClanahan) and Rose (Betty White) are asked to model.

12:30PM EST: Melodrama--Rose (Betty White) takes a shot at as a weekend news reporter.

APRIL 18, 1999

11:00AM EST: 72 Hours -- The girls help Rose (Betty White) through her most trying time.

11:30AM EST: Twice In A Lifetime -- Rose's (Betty White) old flame shows up. Will she get burned?

APRIL 19, 1999

5:00PM EST: Henny Penny--Straight No Chaser--Dorothy (Bea Arthur) hits a snag when she directs her school's play.

5:30PM EST: "Hey Look Me Over"-- As Rose rummages through boxes of junk she has collected over the years, she comes across Charlie's old camera with film still in it. Rose has it developed and discovers a photo of Blanche in bed with Charlie. Rose is devastated. She calls Blanche a "slut" and gives her the silent treatment. In her own defense, Blanche produces a journal she has kept over the years of all the men she has slept with. Her records show that she slept witha traveling salesman named Chuck. All evidence proves that Blanche did in fact sleep with Rose's deceased husband! Meanwhile Sophia is showing signs of hearing loss and Dorothy is concerned. Sophia says her hearing is fine. Dorothy threatens to make her life "miserable" if she doesn't see a doctor. After the appointment, it turns out that Sophia's hearing is fine, but Dorothy needs a hearing aid. Dorothy has a tough time accepting that she's getting older and refuses to wear one. She eventually puts her stubbornness and vanity aside and gets a hearing aid- it's hardly noticeable. After days of ignoring and avoiding Blache, Rose realizes that she can't let the past get in the way of their friendship. Blanche is like a "sister" to her. Rose apologizes and all is forgiven. Upon closer inspection of the photo, Dorothy discovers that the entire roll of film are double exppsures. Blanche really didn't sleep with Charlie afterall.

11:30PM EST: Take Him, He's Mine -- Is Dorothy's (Bea Arthur) ex (Herb Edelman) Blanche's (Rue McClanahan) next?

12:00AM EST: Isn't It Romantic -- Dorothy's (Bea Arthur) friend moves in ... on Rose (Betty White).

APRIL 20, 1999

5:00PM EST: A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1).

5:30PM EST: A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)

11:30PM EST: Vacation -- Love is in bloom when Sophia (Estelle Getty) cultivates a romance with a gardener.

12:00AM EST: Joust Between Friends -- When Dorothy (Bea Arthur) shows up at her new job, she shows up Blanche (Rue M

APRIL 21, 1999

5:00PM EST: "Where's Charlie" -- Rose thinks her dead husband, Charlie, is trying to contact her from beyond the grave when she discovers all the cantaloupe's on one side of the fruit salad -- a signal they had worked out before he died. Miles gave Rose a ring that night, and Rose wonders if perhaps Charlie was upset with her decision to keep it, thereby sending the signal. The next morning Rose discovers Sophia eating the fruit salad. Distraught, Rose exclaims, "I'd give every last cent I have just to talk to Charlie one more time." Sophia pretends to channel Charlie in order to make a few extra bucks. Sophia confesses later to her prank and helps Rose realize that she alone knew Charlie best and that he wouldn't mind her seeing Miles because Miles can love her in a way that he can't right now. Meanhwile, Dorothy is writing a letter to her dead father in hopes of being able to resolve old childhood emotions, and also to say goodbye, something she never got to do before he died. She discovers through this therapeutic process taht her dad wasn't so bad after all and that it's not too late to tell her mother how much she loves her. Blanche, in the stylings of "Bull Durham," coaches her new beau, Stevie, a small time professional baseball player, into increasing his batting average by wearing women's lingerie under his clothing. The strategy works -- maybe alittle too well, Steve ends up looking like "Eydie."

5:30PM EST: "The Case of the Libertine Bell" -- Dorothy, Sophia and Rose join Blanche on a murder mystery weekend she has organized for the museum's annual outing.

11:30PM EST: Before and After -- Rose (Betty White) has a new lease on life. But the girls liked the old one better.

12:00AM EST: Dorothy's Prize Pupil -- Dorothy's (Bea Arthur) prize pupil wins a contest, but loses a lot more.

APRIL 22, 1999

5:00PM EST: "Beauty and the Beast" Sneezing herself off a stool, Sophia sprains both ankles. Dorothy is busy with a conference, and Blanche has her Seven year old granddaughter visiting.

5:30PM EST: Rose: Portrait of a Woman

11:30PM EST: It's a Miserable Life -- When Rose (Betty White) tells a neighbor to drop dead, she does.

12:00AM EST: Big Daddy's Little Lady -- Blanche's (Rue McClanahan) new stepmother (Sondra Curie) is young enough to be her daughter.

APRIL 23, 1999

5:00PM EST: "The Monkey Show" (Part 1)-- Due to Ida Pearlberg's telling leg cramp (which predicts hurricanes), Sophia and just about every octogenarian in Miami are preparing for disaster, even though there's no news of a hurricane. Sophia also prepares Dorothy for the arrival of her formerly rich, now broke, sister, Gloria whom Dorothy hates. In the meantime, Rose has arranged for the local television station to give her eight hours of air time for a telethon to save McKinley Lighthouse and Blanche volunteers to help.

5:30PM EST: "The Monkey Show" (Part 2)-- Dorothy, thinking she's awakening from a bad dream where Stan and Gloria were in her bed doing the sheet fandango, discovers the "bad dream" is standing in front of her wearing her silk robe. Dorothy, Stan and Gloria go down to the television station to wait out the storm. Rose and Blanche are there single-handedly trying to put on the "Save the McKinnley Lighthouse" telethon.

11:30PM EST: Family Affair -- Dorothy's (Bea Arthur) son (Scott Jacoby) seduces Rose's (Betty White) daughter (Marilyn Jones)--or is it the other way around?

12:00AM EST: Love, Rose -- When Rose (Betty White) tries the personals, classify it a disaster.

APRIL 24, 1999

12:00PM EST: Witness--The girls create havoc at a banquet.

12:30PM EST: Even Grandmas Get The Blues--Blanche (Rue McClanahan) babysits for her granddaughter.

APRIL 25, 1999

11:00AM EST: Sisters And Other Strangers -- Blanche's (Bea Arthur) sister (Barbara Babcock) has written a tell-all novel -- about Blanche!

11:30AM EST: Cheaters -- A couple of pros con the girls.

APRIL 26, 1999

5:00PM EST: "Motherload" Stan asks Dorothy to go to counceling with him so that he can learn to let her go and live his life without her.

5:30PM EST: "Dateline: Miami" As Dorothy leaves to meet her date at a restaurant, Sophia states that he's a jerk for not picking her up. This sends Blanche, Rose and Sophia down memory lane, reminiscing about past jerks in their lives.

11:30PM EST: Blanche and Dorothy go out for the night, while Sophia gets a crazy idea to have a wake in her honor while she is still alive.

12:00AM EST: Rose: Portrait of a Woman

APRIL 27, 1999

5:00PM EST: "Ro$e Loves Mile$" -- "Fasten your seat belt, slut puppy. This ain't gonna be no cakewalk," Sophia threatens Blanche, who's been left in charge of her when Dorothy leaves on a three day cruise. In the meantime, Rose has notices a propensity towards cheapness with Miles.

5:30PM EST: "Room 7" Blanche is distraught over the demolition of Grammy Hollingsworthy's plantation in Atlanta where she grew up. Needing to bid the plantation a final farewell, Blanche and the Golden Girls travel to the south.

11:30PM EST: The Actor -- The girls will do anything for the lead in a play.

12:00AM EST: The Stan Who Came to Dinner -- Will Dorothy (Bea Arthur) take heart when her ex (Herb Edelman) shows up after surgery?

APRIL 28, 1999

5:00PM EST: "From Here To The Pharmacy" Blanche gets a visit from a "friend" that she does not remember named Bill. Bill thinks Blanche is "one and only girl." Meanwhile, Sophia is working on her will and Rose acts as her legal advisor.

5:30PM EST: "The Pope's Ring" Sophia is off to see the Pope's Mass. Under strange circumstances Sophia obtains the Pope's ring and it is up to Sophia and the Golden Girls to figure out a way to return it.

11:30PM EST: And Then There Was One -- It's four women and a baby when the girls care for an infant.

12:00AM EST: Bedtime Story -- The girls brace themselves for "the Invasion of the Out-of-Town Relatives."

APRIL 29, 1999

5:00PM EST: "Old Boyfriends" Sophia's shopping for a man in a senior citizen's personal's column. Meanwhile, Rose gets a visit from an old friend from St Olaf.

5:30PM EST: "Good-bye, Mr. Gordon" Dorothy runs into her eleventh grade school teacher who she used to have a crush on while Rose is promoted to associate producer of th "Wake Up Miami."

11:30PM EST: Whose Face Is This, Anyway -- Blanche (Rue McClanahan) faces the prospect of a face lift.

12:00AM EST: Forgive Me, Father -- Dorothy's (Bea Arthur) new man (John McMartin) turns out to be a man of the cloth.

APRIL 30, 1999

5:00PM EST: "The Commitments" Dorothy wins tickets for Beatlemania on the same evening she's supposed to go out on a blind date. She asks Blanche to take her place on the date.

5:30PM EST:"Questions And Answers" Dorothy and Blanche sigh up to be contestants on the "Jeopardy" game show.

11:30PM EST: Long Days Journey Into Marinara -- Is Sophia's (Estelle Getty) sister (Nancy Walker) moving in on her new boyfriend (Joe Alfonso)?

12:00AM EST: Diamond In the Rough -- A handsome caterer wets Blanche's (Rue McClanahan) appetite.

(UPDATED EVERY MONTH)