· A beer tastes horrible served hot. Pussy tastes better served hot. >>>>Advantage: Pussy.
· Having an ice-cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice-cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. >>>>Advantage: Beer.
· Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. >>>>Advantage: Draw.
· If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. >>>>Advantage: Pussy
· 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. > >>>Advantage: Pussy.
· Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. >>>>Advantage: Pussy.
· If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. >>>Advantage: >>Beer.
· If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. > >>>Advantage: Beer.
· 6 beers in a night! And you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. > >>>Advantage: Pussy
· Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. > >>>Advantage: Draw >
· It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. >>>>Advantage: Pussy
· If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. > >>>Advantage: Pussy
· With beer, bigger is better. >>>>Advantage: Beer.
· Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. > >>>Advantage: Beer.
· Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. > >>>Advantage: Pussy.
· If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. > >>>Advantage: Draw
· If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. > >>>Advantage: Beer.
· If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. >>>Advantage: beer.
· The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. > >>>Advantage: Pussy.
· The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. > >>>Advantage: Beer.
· The government taxes beer. >>>>Advantage: Pussy.
· It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. > >>>Advantage:Pussy