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"A merry heart doeth good like a Medicine"

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This page will include fully clean, non offensive Humorous Jokes and even real stories as witnessed by Music Ministries while on the road in Ministry!

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"The Pet Store"

A Pastors Wife walked in to a pet store and told the Clerk that she wanted to order 20 live rats, 25 dead rats and 500 cock roaches and it overwhelmed the clerk and he replied, Mam, I'm sorry did you just say you wanted 20 live rats, 25 dead rats and 500 cock roaches ? She replies: that's correct sir, The clerk says well okay but may I ask why you want such a strange order as that ? and she replies, well, We just resigned our church and the board members told us that we have got to leave the house just like we found it when we came!

As a Little girl climbed up on santa's lap he asked her "And what would you like for Christmas young Lady ?
Then the Little girl stared at him open mouthed with a shocked look on her face and replies "Didn't you get my E-mail ?"

It was Sunday Morning when Jake, an Avid hunter woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season,
He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee and to his surprise he finds his wife sitting there dressed in camoflauge,
Jake Ask's her: What are you up to ?
She Replies: I'm going hunting with you,
Jake, though he had many reservations about this finally decides to take her hunting with him,
Later they arrive at the hunting site and Jake sits his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the gunshot.
Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that alice couldn't bag an elephant, Much less a deer,
But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled to hear an array of gunshots, Quickly jake starts running back, as jake gets closer to her stand he hears alice screaming!!!
GET AWAY FROM MY DEER!!!!
followed by another volly of gunfire,
Now in sight of where he had left his wife, jake is surprised to see a cowboy with his hands high in the air, The cowboy, obviously distraught says Okay Lady!!!! Okay, you can have your deer!!!! Just please let me get my saddle off of it!

An exusted hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp
"Am I glad to see you"
he said I've been lost for 3 days,
Don't get too excited friend, the other hunter said, I've been lost for 3 weeks!