How in Hell do I know Ashton's an Ass?

Now I could say a little dragon told me, but that ain't good enough for you eh?

This Update's Reason is:

HE LOVES THOSE FREAKIN' BARRELS!!!
Ashton:  Barrel, will you marry me?
Gyoro and Ururun:  Asshole...
Ok, first off, let's pretend we don't know the guy. 

Soooooo...  Here we are with some guy with dragons on his back.  Yeah.  Out of NOWHERE he just rushes to some stupid barrel for no apparent reason.  Now you might be thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?  Is he just mentally retarted?"  Well, no, of course he isn't.  He's just some ass who likes, no, LOVES barrels.  Now why would he be interested in those damn things?  Who knows?  But who would want to know?  I sure wouldn't. 

So, maybe he IS just a barrel collector.  That doesn't explain why he's into those things.  I mean, who the hell can love barrels?!  That's just outrageous. 

Well, to all of you Ashton fans, mainly my sister, you could probably give me tons of reasons to expain this.  Well, I don't care for em.  I already know that we all like something.  But liking a barrel?!  Give me a break.

So I'll save all of you poor Ashton lovers from giving me numerous and useless reasons.

Rena likes cute things, Celine likes jewelry, Claude likes Rena, Dias likes himself, Ernest likes his work, Opera likes Ernest, Leon likes to be a little brat, Precis loves her helium, Bowman likes his cigarettes, Chisato likes her scoops, and Noel likes his synard.  Now we have Asston, I mean Ashton.  Barrel.  Uh-huh.  Barrel lover = ass.

Now look at the guy.  Hm...  Yeah, he looks pretty normal to me.  Just some idiot who likes barrels. 

Well, that wraps this up.  Until next time, I think you have heard enough.

Ashton:  BARREL!

Shut the hell up.  Argh, what an ass...