The following is a series of E-mail correspondence between famed murderer/cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and Bert. Contains violent language, reader's discretion is advised. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com) from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com) subject: Greetings! At 11:37 AM 11/26/94 -0800, Bert wrote: Hello Jeffrey! Remember me.. Bert! We met once at the Evil People Convention. How's it been hanging? I've been busy myself. Are you still doing a lot of carving? How's the meat this season? Bert --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to: Bert (bert@sesamest.com) from: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com) subject: (re:)Greetings! At 8:31 PM 11/27/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote: Bert, Of course I remember you! You were the one who gave me that recipe for Infant Soup. Thanks a million. I've been fine, the seasons been great, lots of fresh sweet meat. I love kids. BTW if I remember right you have a Children related occupation. Do you think you can source me some seven year olds? Jeffrey --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com) from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com) subject: Kids At 9:43 PM 11/27/94 -0800, Bert wrote: Jeff, Sure I can! How many do you need? There are lots of kids here. (nice and plump) I'll send you a sample soon. Bert --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to: Bert (bert@sesamest.com) from: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com) subject: (re:)Kids attachment: Butchering.txt At 7:20 PM 11/30/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote: Wow, the leg you sent me was excellent! I want more. Can I get some by the bulk? Also attached is a file on how to prepare the meat. This way you can keep the meat in prime condition. Jeffrey --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com) from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com) subject: Sweet Meat At 6:24 PM 11/31/94 -0800, Bert wrote: Jeff, Thanks for the text file you sent. It was very informative. I'll make sure the next batch of meat I'll send over will be prepped this way. Bert