Setting: Zuckuss Rebo's Crime syndicate, where he has failing decided to put a bounty on Obo's head for the cargo he failed to deliver. All his bounty hunters are present along with the great Bib McCool. Music is being played in the background, but comes to a sudden halt as Zuckuss screams his head off at them. Rebo: SHUT THAT CRAP UP IMMEDIATELY! (The music stops). Thank you I have an important announcement so please be quiet or else. All: OHHHHHH! Rebo: Gentlemen and fellow . . . things. We have encountered another enemy of mine . . . one Obo-jon and his kick-side Spurr. Cargo he got mine and first man to give head to me will receive 10 000 Tarkins!! (the hunters look at Zuckuss weirdly) What? (Gumbo speaks up) Gumbo: Well I need the money. So Zuckuss I will do it. Rebo: Well what are you whating for? Gumbo: For you to remove your pants. Rebo: I be your pardon. This insult will not be tolerated, for this you will be banished to the Neverlands (pointing to his guards). Gumbo: Zuckuss NO please let me explain!! (he pleads) Rebo: Stop (the guards stop). Let this prick explain himself then banish him. Gumbo: Sir you said the first person to give you head will get 10 000 Tarkins. So I was simply going to do it for you as I need the money. Rebo: WELL THEN! What I meant was the first person to deliver Obo-jon's head to me will receive 10 000 Tarkins. OH Gumbo? Gumbo: Why yes Zuckuss my lord. Rebo: You should have known what I was saying and for actually preparing to go through with it spells one thing. Gumbo: Yes and what might that be greatness? Rebo: NEVERLANDS! (To the guards) Take him away to the weapons chamber. (To Gumbo) You may pick one weapon, pick wisely. Then I wish you the best of luck fighting for eternity (Rebo waves him away). (With the wave of his hand Rebo says goodbye. For Gumbo However he will live the rest of his life in the Neverlands where he fight other banished beings in a fight for survival) Ozzel: Master I know where to find Obo-jon, and my loyalty is too you sir. Rebo: Fine just go then Ozzel. (Ozzel leaves) Bib is it possible for you to find Obo-jon for me? Bib: Zuckuss I can't, I have received an invitation to help the Establishment find the secret Confederate base. Rebo: Fine go then, we don't need you (trying to use reverse sociology). Bib: Well I'm off I'll keep my eyes out for Obo (Bib leaves). Gueshh: Zuckuss as you know I hold a grudge against Obo after my accident. I may not begin his entire head back rather small pieces of it. Rebo: Excellent. Gueshh you do that!! (Gueshh leaves). Jesus (To himself) sometimes I think I'm leading a bunch of dickhead no-hopers! Man I've got itchy balls (he scratches them). That better. Meanwhile: Obo-jon and Spurr are back at the Gos Fisley Starport and awaiting an employer. Ozzel has just arrived and walks up to Obo and demands to know where to cargo is for himself. Ozzel: Going somewhere Obo? Obo: Well . . . (Ozzel buts in) Ozzel: (both sitting back down) No time to talk. Lets cut to chase where's the cargo? Obo: Okay Ozzel your going to be a little more specific (He begins to slowly draw his blaster underneath the table). I've got a lot of cargo. Ozzel: Fair enough, (speaking slowly) you stole it from Zuckuss about three months ago. Now I want it so I can quit having to put up with Rebo. Obo: That tough hey? (he continues to draw his blaster) Ozzel: Tell me about it. He banished Gumbo this morning for misreading what he said. (A sudden change in perspective) Anyway I didn't come here to talk with you now tell me where you have hidden the cargo Obo or you will pay the ultimate price. Obo: And now much is that? (Now has his blaster fully drawn) Ozzel: (Drawing his blaster) I've always wanted to kill you Obo and now I get my chance. Enjoy the afterlife Obo. (Obo-jon quickly pulls his blaster up and kills Ozzel) Obo: (To barman) Sorry bout the mess over there. Spurr? Spurr: Yes Obo. Obo: Lets get out of here. (Spurr is reluctant to leave as he is talking to some ladies) Oh Spurr there too woman for you come on. Spurr: Fine then. See you ladies around. Ladies: Bye Spurr. Good luck! (Spurr waves goodbye and runs into a pole. The both of them leave and decide to head back to the Confederate base as Obo realises he now has a bounty on his head). Setting: Passel the home planet of the Alliance. Right now the Alliance is just holding on to their capital as the advancing Hurricane Trooper and ATE-WT's prepare for the kill. All through this scene the sounds if blaster fire and explosion's are continual noise in the background. Commander Job: All Platoons status report! Platoon Leader 1: Platoon 1 fully functional, Sir. Platoon Leader 2: We have suffered minor losses, Commander Sir. (A pause while Job waits for a status report from Platoon 3) Commander Job: Platoon 3 do you read over? (Silence) Platoon 3 Do You Read Over! (Suddenly the Platoons leader's voice is hear) Platoon Leader 3: Sir. Commander Job: Platoon Leader 3 what is going on out their? Platoon Leader 3: We are under heavy attack. The Hurricane troopers are moving up through the town. The re-con team reported seeing ATE-WT's approaching the town Sir. I don't think we can hold them off much longer. (Blaster fire can be heard in the background. Commander Job: All available men, a mission redirect. You are to move to the North end of the town. Garrison inside the buildings and prepare to fight until the death. Men we will never surrender and for the Establishment to defeat us they will have to beat every last one of us. All Men alive: YES SIR!! (The men arrive at the North end of the Town at the same time the ATE-WT's become view able. Only minutes later blaster fire echoes through the town. ATE-WT's begin to destroy the town and even though the Grand Army stands up to the Troopers they are no match for their superior fire power and numbers. And they are all destroyed and the League Alliance are liquidated) Trooper Commander: Commander we have finished the threat of the Alliance, Sir (speaking over his intercom). Bald: Excellent proceed to continue to the Merchant Federations home Planet. Trooper Commander: Roger that Sir. Men lets move out. Platoons one, five and eight stay and do a complete search of the town . . . If you find anyone you know what to do. Platoon Leaders: AH no we don't Sir? Trooper Commander: Kill them, dickheads. Jesus are we dumb or what fellas. (The Platoons stay and all the other group board their transports and head for the Federation's home planet) Meanwhile: Obo and Spurr have returned to Duodena after his incident. Here he finds that Nightmare and Skychannel are at Blur City (the city in the clouds above the Secret base, to those who don't know the planet they will never find the city). Obo: Commander Krammer, could you tell me where Nightmare and Bruce could be? Krammer: Why yes Obo they are in Blur City organising there R and R mission. Obo: (puzzled) R and R? (to Krammer) Krammer: Ransom and Rescue. Obo: Right (still puzzled). Krammer: (speaking slowly) They are going to rescue Princess Lilo. Obo: Oh fine thanks Krammer (he nods and leaves). (To Spurr) How come everyone speaks really slow to me Spurr? Spurr: (speaking slowly) Gee I wouldn't know why Obo maybe your a dumbshit. Obo: So what are you trying to say then. Spurr: Your dumbshit want else would I be saying? Obo: Oh. (pause) Hey you hairless prick how dare you say that (going after Spurr). I should smack you down Spurr, but I will not. Spurr: I suggest that we just get up to Blur City before Nightmare leaves. Obo: Right. Lets get going then. (They climb aboard the Eagle and leave the hidden base for the clouds and Blur City) On the Other Side of the Galaxy: Sanitarium and Darf Bald are speaking to Bib McCool aboard the Flagship Mayo about using him to find out where the Hidden Confederate base is. Bib is not quiet committing himself to this task as yet. Bald: . . . oh come on Bib after all the things I've done for you over the years and this is how you are going to repay me. McCool: Things I've done for you. More like things I've done for you Darf. Remember the time when you had that bounty hunter after you? (Bald nods reluctantly) Who did you come crying to saying, "please help I'm to young to die get rid of that bad man for me Bib". Bald: Yes well . . . McCool: Well what you still owe me for the things I've done for you. Bald: Oh yeah Like What (trying to sound tough). McCool: I've already explained do have to again? Bald: Yes you do I wasn't listening. McCool: I SAVED YOU BLOODY ARSE BALD REMEMBER? Bald: Nope. (putting his fingers in his ears, the two start yelling and screaming) I'm Not listening, I'm Not listening, I'm Not listening. McCool: I saved you. Get with it Bald. Snap out of it. Bald: Nope I'm not listening, I'm not listening (In Walks Sanitarium). Oh master me and Bib were just talking about . . . Sanitarium: No you were arguing with him. How dare you argue with our guest Bald that's a bad Pith Knight, Go To Your Room (pointing to the door). Bald: But, . . . Sanitarium: No Butts get to your Room immediately! (he screams to Bald) Bald: Yes master (he sticks his tongue out at Bib, and runs off) Sanitarium: (to Bib) Bib we are willing to pay you any price if you will help us find the secret base the Confederacy operate from. So we can completely remove the Rebels cause. McCool: Sure Emperor, you seem like a good man and I'm up to my ears in Debt with the banks so I'll do it. It will cost ya 500 000 Tarkins Sanitarium: Yes we will see those Confederate slime-balls perish at the hands of us the good guys. McCool: Hey aren't you guys the bad guys not the good guys. Sanitarium: No we are the goodies McCool: Lets verify this. Oh writer who are the good guys in this story? Simon: The Confederacy why? McCool: Oh old Sanitarium here says they are the good guys Sanitarium: We are I tell you we are. Simon: No your not. Sanitarium: That's it I'm not standing for this. I'm going to sit down and use my powers of the brightless Vim to convince you otherwise. (he sits and tries to use the Vim) Simon: Remember Sanitarium I'm the writer I control you. So stand up (Sanitarium stands up) and say I'm the leader of the Establishment and we are the bad side. Sanitarium: I'm the leader of the Establishment and we are the bad side. Simon: Good carry on then. McCool: Right. Sanitarium I'm going to do this task for you and your payment will be 500,000 Tarkins. (Sanitarium looks in amazement) Sanitarium: 500,000 Tarkins you must be joking just to find the location of a base, no. McCool: Fine then. You are never going to find it. Sanitarium: How do you know. McCool: Because I know how hard it is. I have connections with the Confederacy. (Darf Bald walks back in) Bald: Your hired and we will pay you a quarter now and the rest after we receive the information. Sanitarium: I told you to go to your room. Bald: Master we must find this base and destroy it before the Confed's get too strong to handle. Sanitarium: Yes. Then your hired Bib McCool. McCool: Excellent Emperor (he bows). I will find this base for you Bald: Bib if you would now come with me and we will set your payment up. (Bald and Bib walk out leaving Sanitarium) Sanitarium: (to himself) I matter of days I will control every part of this galaxy. I will be the supreme Lord of colonies. For years they have asked for someone to lead them into the future, their future has arrived. Because I am the future. (we leave this scene with Sanitarium looking out into space). Setting: Blur City where Skychannel has decided that they will attempt a rescue to retrieve the Princess. Here Nightmare runs into Kari Wuhrer a maiden of Lilo's. At the same time Obo-jon and Spurr arrive and are immediately after Skychannel. Skychannel: Thomas J. we are going to leave for where Hothan Spynet last gave us the co-ordinates of the Debt Star. Nightmare: I'm ready master. Skychannel: It cost many lives to get us this information so lets make good use of it and make this mission successful. Nightmare: I'm prepared for Large Banker master. I'm ready to fight. Skychannel: The success of this mission may well prove to the Java High Council that you are able to save this galaxy from the raging Establishment. Now go and rest up for we leave tomorrow. Nightmare: Yes master. First I think I'll get some food then I will retire to my quarters. Skychannel: Very well if you have anymore questions I will be at the control deck for the next few hours briefing the pilots. Nightmare: Yes master. (Skychannel walks out and Nightmare proceeds to the food room, where he bumps into someone) Nightmare: Oh I'm sorry (looking up). Wuhrer: No I'm sorry I shouldn't have walked in your way (looking up to). Nightmare: No its my fault so lunch is on me . . . (waiting for a name). Wuhrer: Kari Wuhrer. Nightmare: Thomas J. Nightmare (they shake hands) Wuhrer: (with a smile on her face) So your Thomas J. Nightmare? Nightmare: How do know about me may I ask? Wuhrer: I'm a handmaiden for the Princess so I know what's going on. People give you big wraps (ordering her food). I've heard the high Council feel you are our saviour? Nightmare: Well I've heard that too, but I just want to revenge my parents death, by making who ever pay for their crimes and if that means bringing down the Establishment then so be it. Wuhrer: (beginning to get excited) I have this special power. I can sense stuff that is going to happen. And I feel you will succeed in this quest. Nightmare: Gee thanks for the support (both sitting down). Master Bruce has tort me well, but now I am to really prove I am worthy of Java status. I will bring the Princess back alive. Wuhrer: Well I hope to one day be a pilot in the Confederate fleet. Nightmare: Really. I was a pilot in the fleet, but I left a while back and never returned. Wuhrer: Why if it doesn't bother you by asking? Nightmare: No. No problem, we were out on a routine flight when we encountered the Pirates of Cwal. Without warning they began to fire apon us and with no time to recover most of my squadron was destroyed, one of them my best friend Trevor the Terror (a little laugh). When we arrived back at the base I couldn't even look at his locker and I cried for days as I was the leader I should have known the intentions of the Pirates. I should have taken evasive action before hand and Trevor would still be here today. Wuhrer: I remember that. You we regarded as the fleet's best pilot. You were not to blame. Nightmare: Thanks for the support (as both finish their lunch). Wanna go for a walk that if your not busy that is. Wuhrer: Sure ( with a big smile on her face). I'd love too. (So Nightmare and Wuhrer walk around for hours just talking to each other about each others lives and what they think will happen in the coming months with the Establishment) (Back at Kari's dorm) Nightmare: Well is this your place? Wuhrer: Of course it is I just told you that five seconds ago (smiling). Nightmare: Oh that's right I wasn't listening (he begins to laugh). Well I better get going big day tomorrow. (soft music suddenly starts) Wuhrer: Well let me wish you luck ( she leans over and kisses Nightmare on the cheek). Nightmare: (love struck) Goodnight my Juliet. Wuhrer: Goodnight my Romeo. You make sure you just come back alive or you will be in trouble (smiling). Nightmare: I will (smiling too). I will return victorious. (Her door closes and Thomas J. screams out in joy and bounces back to his quarters) Beforehand However: Obo-jon and Spurr catch up with Bruce Obo: Bruce. Skychannel: Well if it isn't Obo-jon, back to get his money. Obo: No we want to help you. Skychannel: How? Spurr: We are providing our services too you (saying it proudly) Skychannel: What does he mean? Spurr: Well . . . (interrupted by Obo) Obo: Shut up Spurr (he looks unhappy). (To Skychannel) We are offering our flight skills and Centaur Eagle for this mission. Skychannel: Great because our two pilots have come down an illness. So the jobs all yours. Follow me please (they walk up to the control deck). Now I have to brief you both on this mission. Obo: Fire away chief. Skychannel: Well the Debt Star . . . (ten minutes later, Obo is asleep and Spurr isn't understanding a thing Bruce says). Okay that concludes the briefing any questions (Obo wakes up) Obo: Yep one right here. Where are we going again? Spurr: Yeah what are we doing this for as well? Skychannel: Oh boy this is going to be fun. Setting: Pad 25 on Blur City. The Centaur has been loaded and Obo and Spurr are checking all the systems. Skychannel and Nightmare walk out dressed in their traditional Blue Kurri High capes. Nightmare: Master I'm ready. Skychannel: Okay you have told me that enough lets just get on the Eagle and get ready. Nightmare: Yeah that's what I meant I'm ready to go master. Skychannel: Oh righto then. Nightmare: So Obo decided to return did he? Skychannel: Yes. Zuckuss Rebo has put a bounty on his head and he is on the run, so the safest place to be is where the hunters can't find him. Nightmare: I have a bad feeling about this master. Skychannel: I sense nothing. Nightmare: Its no the mission master. It is elsewhere elusive. Skychannel: Concentrate on the moment, keep your emotions here and now Nightmare: But master Karoke said I should me mindful of the future Skychannel: Be mindful yes but not above the present. You have a lot to learn my young apprentice. Nightmare: Yes master. Obo: Control Tower. We are ready to take off. Control: Eagle 1 you are clear for take off as soon as the freighter moves from over your head (Obo quickly moves the Eagle back down). Obo: Well why didn't you say that first hey. Control: I don't know you are clear to go now but. Obo: (getting mad and sarcastic) Are you sure? There may be a bug above me and we'll wait for that hey. Or their might be your mum's fat arse in the way and I wouldn't want to lose my ship up her crack!! (becoming very worked up). So repeat are we clear for take off or not thickshit? Control: (almost in tears) Yes you are clear to go. Obo: Thank you very much (and the Eagle takes off) Setting: After 1 jump through hyperspace the Debt Star is now in the view of the crew and transmission with it is about to begin. Nightmare: There it is. Obo: Okay quiet. This is fee67809 do you read? Debt Star: Roger that fee67809 you are clear to dock at bay 15. Obo: Copy that (he turns the radio off). Here we go then. Skychannel: Keep in contact with what is going on around you. If need be we might need back up in order to get out. Other than that stay inside the Eagle until we get back. Obo: That's an affirmative. Oh Bruce when I was back at the Cantina I over heard some of the Pirates talking about the destroying the Debt Star in an act of vengeance. Skychannel: All right then keep your scanners on and watch out as the Star doesn't have strong defences especially against the Pirates Garth Fighters. Obo: Good luck. Hey boy (talking to Nightmare, Thomas turns around) don't get yourself killed trying to be a hero. Nightmare: Sure. (Both Nightmare and Skychannel get off and proceed to find the where Lilo is being keep) Obo: I don't know Spurr, we may be flying home without them. Spurr: Oh god Obo have some faith. Nightmare is the best they have. Obo: He is a Haako Apprentice what good can he be? Spurr: We will just wait, we will just wait and see what happens. (the two walk creep away and head for Large Banker's control room. They reach the door when Skychannel stops) Skychannel: Are you ready? Nightmare: I'll do my best. Skychannel: Your best, losers always wine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Nightmare: Kari was the prom queen. Skychannel: Really. Nightmare: Yeah so she told me. Setting: Dark Lord Of the Overdraft Large Banker's control quarters. Where Lilo has just arrived. Commander Penny: Ah excuse me master. Large Banker: Yes commander? Commander Penny: Ah we have just captured the Princess Lilo Large Banker: Ah!! (a sense of excitement as Lilo walks in) Lilo: Who's the dork in the stack hat? (pause) Large Banker: I am Large Banker of the intergalactic banking corporation. (pointing to her) I see there is one in the galaxy who pretends to be more evil than myself. Lilo: (shocked) Who? Large Banker: Your Hairdresser (pause). Let me tell you my evil plan so you can escape and stop me. Within the galaxy there are planets that are debt free, but I will find them offer them attractive loan packages, them cripple them with fees hidden charges and artificial inflated interest rates. I WILL BE INVINCIBLE! . . . (trying to breath) Excuse me. (he takes our his puffer. Enter Nightmare and Skychannel) Nightmare: Be warned Large Banker. I've been taught by Bruce Skychannel (pointing to him) here. He has spent hours teaching me how to use my . . . (making actions of holding a sword) galactic Laz-Sword. Skychannel: (butts in) Thomas! I don't think they need to know all the details. Large Banker: Prepare to die Nightmare. I have something far more deadly than a galactic Laz-Sword. Nightmare: What? Large Banker: Wee Wonds (as he throws him a Wee Wond, and they begin to fight a mock fight as they never hit each other). Your quiet good Nightmare. Nightmare: Why thank you Large Banker, but now it is time for you to die. You ripped off my parents and now I will get the ultimate payback. Large Banker: And what might that be Nightmare. Nightmare: Your life. (as he finishes this Obo-jon is heard on Bruce's intercom the two stop fighting) Skychannel: Yes report Obo. Obo: Bruce we have Garth fighters coming in fast, you have two minutes at the most to get back here. (Large Banker hears this and runs for his escape pod, Nightmare attempts to stop him) Large Banker: So long Nightmare I've enjoyed everything. Nightmare: Dammit. (after one last jump at Large Banker which is unsuccessful) Skychannel: Lets go now (the three run out as quick as possible). Obo? Obo: Yes Bruce. Skychannel: Start the Eagle we will be there in 30 seconds. Obo: Already done Bruce just hurry. (they proceed out to bay 15 where they board the Eagle and fly out just in time) Pilot 6: . . . so I said answer that one and keep a straight face. Pilot 3: It's not funny anymore. Commander: Okay cut the chatter. Drop your socks and grab your throttles were going in. (at this point the defences of the Debt Star begin to fire at random taking down a few fighters few too many. The Garth Fighters open fire with their ATA Laser Batteries and cripple the Debt Star) Pilot 4: Yeah now who's cripple Large Banker. Commander: Okay Purple two it all yours Pilot 2: Yahoooooooooo! (he flies into close range and fires a Gemini Missile at the Star destroying it completely to the cheers of his squadron). Commander: Lets go home now boys good job. Obo: Holy Shit Mate. How close was that then? Skychannel: Yes that was very close. Obo: I was think I'd have to leave you guys behind at one stage (he says to the shock of the others). Lilo: So you would do that would you? Obo: If it came too it I'd save my ass. Lilo: You men are all alike. Obo: Hey I only care for one person in this galaxy, and that's me. Spurr: (pissed off) So Obo you wouldn't help me out then? Obo: Spurr . . . Spurr: (interrupts Obo) Don't Spurr me. Would you leave me behind if you had the chance to survive (Obo thinks about it and then replies to everyone) Obo: My head would be telling me to go, but my gut would be telling me to stay and wait. OK we have that settled lets get back to Blur City. (However what the travellers don't know is that Lilo has a beacon on her, neither does she) Setting: Blur City where Nightmare, Obo, Spurr and Skychannel come back as heroes. Lilo has came back. Nightmare makes a proposition to Obo and Spurr. Skychannel: We are successful Nightmare: Yes, but Large Banker is still out there (Lilo walks up) Lilo: Thank you very much for saving me (she shakes their hands and her and Skychannel walk aside. Nightmare sees Obo and Spurr) Nightmare: Hey Obo. Obo: What is it kid? Nightmare: How about you stay around, join up in the Rebellion. They could do with a leader such as yourself. Obo: Gee I don't know. Do you have Potato Pie here? Nightmare: Yep what ever you want you can have it. Obo: Great. How about you Spurr? Spurr: (surprised that Obo has asked him for his opinion) Well, I would enjoy the idea it beats continually running from Zuckuss and all those Bounty Hunters. Obo: (To Nightmare) It's settled then, we are enlisting. Nightmare: Awesome (noticing Kari). Excuse me boys. (He walks over) So. . . Wuhrer: So . . . Nightmare: I'm back alive just like I promised. Wuhrer: So you are then. Nightmare: So what have you been up to then? Wuhrer: Not much really. Nightmare: That bad was it? Wuhrer: (suddenly hugging Nightmare) I didn't know whether you were going to come back. Nightmare: I always was going to because (pause) . . . because I love you Kari. Wuhrer: (smiling) I love you too Thomas J. (they have a passionate kiss on pad 17 with everyone around) Obo & Spurr: Whoa you get in their boy. Who's going to score tonight hey? Go Nightmare!! Get it in there son. (Wolf whistles) (Nightmare and Kari walk away hugging one another. Everyone else goes back to what they were doing. Well we all know what happens next and due to censorship rules we cannot show the following scene so therefore . . .) THE END OF EPISODE 2: AFTERMATH: THE LAST HOPE STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 3: THE ESTABLISHMENT BITES BACK Nightmare has proven himself or has he? We will find out when Nightmare fronts the High Council. What has happened to Large Banker? Has Bib found his target yet? Nightmare discovers a new power what will it be? Also what happened between himself and Kari Wuhrer? Who knows. Now it is time for the Establishment to bite back. We witness the total end of the Federation. So many questions to be answered when the WORZ continues . . . All animals and characters that were featured in Episode 2: Aftermath: The Last Hope were not harmed and most of them survived.