PICK UP LINES! 
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? 
(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. 
(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out. 
(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven. 
(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them? 
(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 
(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb! 
(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 
(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 
(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.
(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful. 
(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again? 

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