March 1, 2001
i am happy. i have been for a few days. i guess doing the dirty deed of ousting the evil badness from my life did the trick. but i have something else that helps, too:

A Recipe For Happiness!

4 scoops of strawberry ice cream
1 & 1/2 cups of milk
a generous squirt of hershey's syrup (or, if you really like a vitamin boost, a scoop or two of ovaltine)
1000mg St. John's Wort
1 Centrum multivitamin

put it all in a blender, liquefy that shit, and drink.
i guarantee you will be in seventh heaven (especially if you smoke some good reefah afterwards. >:))