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* Thank you Heather B
& Bradley Grover
Erykah Badu:
"When looks collide. Turban by the Fugees, bag by Lilith Fair,
bracelets by Mr. T, dress by Scary Spice & boots by Stevie
Nicks."
Juliette Lewis:
"Out of rehab & ready to rumba."
Gwyneth Paltrow:
"I won an Academy Award. How was the prom for you?"
Cate Blanchett:
"Cate Blanchett appears to be inviting us for a personal tour of
Down Under."
Tony Curtis & Jill Vandenburg:
"Looks like the captain of the Vandenburg is going to try to
bring her in for a difficult landing."
Steven & Liv Tyler:
"Dad looks like a lady - a crazy, scary lady."
Daryl Hannah:
"She is the anti-Carolyn Bessette Kennedy."
Candice Bergen:
"Taste rules! She gets hotter & hotter."
LeAnn Rimes:
"Wow, the cowboy hat, the sleeves, the boob tube, the bell-botttoms.
What can you say? It works."
Kelsey Grammer & Camille:
"This couple's just in from Branson, Mo."
Gwyneth Paltrow:
"Modeling something from the Cher-wig collection."
Alanis Morissette:
"Miss Dogma's outfit is a dog."
Nicholas Cage:
"Nicholas is Bringing Out The Dead."
Calista Flockhart (in a beautiful gown):
"She's the perfect date - she looks elegant, & you don't have to buy
her dinner."
Natasha Henstridge:
"Forget it boys, a dame like that is nothing but trouble."
Dixie Chicks:
"The one in the middle is actually Eddie Izzard."
Halle Berry:
"Who cares if she can't drive?"
Helen Hunt (with pigtails):
"The hills are alive with the sound of music."
Brooke Shields (in a stupid looking gown):
"Medieval cross-dressing proms are so hard to shop for."
Britney Spears (at the AMA's with a VERY low V-neckline):
"Mom, can everyone see my chest?"
Melissa Etheridge & Julie Cypher:
"People don't know it yet, but David Crosby is our stylist.
Michelle Pfeiffer & David E. Kelley:
"Your wife is priceless, David: get a haircut."
Juliette Lewis (in an odd pose):
She's taking over for Liza on tour.
Debra Messing (in a bare-back gown at the GLAAD Awards):
Looking for straight men in all the wrong places.
Elle Macpherson (in an outfit made from newspapers):
If she can't read the paper, she may as well wear it.
Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick:
Bacon is auditioning for The Monkees, Sedgwick The Munsters.
Michael Stipe (in a yellow rain-hat & big sunglasses):
"I'm here for the Hunter S. Thompson look-alike contest."
Marie Osmond (The Look of the Week):
Somber, sophisticated and very single.
Leelee Sobieski (When Bad Clothes Happen to Good People):
"I think her outfit is protected by the endangered-species act."
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From the big Fashion
Review issue of US
* Grassy-ass to Sara for sending all of these, visit her site at the bottom
Lara Flynn Boyle, in a hideous white, feathery boa
"I believe I can fly."
Gwyneth Paltrow
Ms. Paltrow is always refined and elegant - clearly she doesn't live in Hollywood.
Sandra Bullock, looking very gothic and dark
The girl next door goes Addams Family.
Tom Cruise, being his usual, hateable self
He's confident, gorgeous, nice - I hate him.
Cameron Diaz, with what looks like film negatives wrapped around her
neck
Yowza! Which way is the dance floor?
Yasmine Bleeth, sitting on a beach ball
She's practicing Tae-Bounce.
Kirsten Dunst, in an American flag patterned bikini, looking perfect
and despisable
This bikini makes me proud to be an American.
Melanie Griffith, in a cheetah print swimsuit
Don't forget cheetah prints when swimming incognito.
Louis Farrakhan in scarves and robes
Stick to the suits, Minister Farrakhan.
The Pope, looking Pope-ey
No one wields a scepter like the Big P.
Princess Margaret
"One loves the nightlife, one loves to boogie."
Queen Elizabeth
Where do you find a handbag to match your crown?
Janet Reno
Our attorney general can kick your attorney general's ass.
Bill Clinton
"Chicks dig the holy-man look."
Barbara Bush, wearing an oddly fitting jacket over neon yellow dress
She's wearing Nancy Reagan's coat.
Al Gore
"Does this suit make me look lifelike?"
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