caroline’s dictionary

i realize that some of you are not used to the expressions that i use on a day-to-day basis, and would now like to provide those among you with that deficiency a slight advantage: the carish vs. english dictionary.  simply take the word in question, match it up to the randomly placed caroline-isms in the dictionary, and *voila* - problem solved.  now we can tackle world hunger...

summat a’ight blanket schpecalatzie ppl btw (and many other chat shortforms) frontin’ <<Q>> and <I>! ossia schnell “Don’t you enjoy bugs?” “Think of” + someone with a J-name Phase 1 panamaniac pinkkk suit Alyta e*prom caguama chana “I’m so lazy I got a chair” carrots sunchips “horse that’s been on the clothesline too long” “green skittles are the cornerstones of society” evillambchops speed of light McAnguish Gwenivere Anastasia Franscesca Krighoff cakist

carish

english

something: found in old highland Scottish literature all right: as in, “if I see an aeroplane, I’ll duck, a’ight?” a building as sketched by Emily Carr windmill cookies: my way of pronouncing the true Dutch name of these cookies (which are not supposed to be chocolate with oreo filling) people by the way you know, I’m not quite sure.  it started with Steve, and I still don’t know what it means… today icq, tomorrow the woooooorld! hard concept to explain; something to do with making houses from clarinets phrase edited out by the makers of Mulan, right before the never-before seen Hawaiian pork scene phrase used to get people out of trances and think of the greater good not a band, not a store, not a step in a town council plan, but a place where we’re all from a Teen Mania missionary that went on Panama Special Forces in July 2000 what one wears when being chased by a cow with a laundry-deficient wife princess of Atlantis.  yes, Atlantis exists. electronic programmable read only memory.  or, a dance played out in an email role play. a sea turtle who knows how to use email a really good friend a hit solo pop star little grade 2 children, commonly known as starfish all I want for Christmas is my two front bags-of-sunchips my attempt to draw a horse well, they are, you know. something that was shot down when singing off key to make our heroes fall into a deadly trance everybody knows that it’s Paris McDonald’s: due to the fact that a man bit into a burger, found a syringe, and was suing for “mental anguish” (it’s actually in mandyish) hello, that’s me! one who is prejudiced against white cake,