sunday 3 June 2001
this week, i saw the ad for "the rhythm volume 19" or whatever the hell number they're up to now. in that ad, there was a portion from the latest video from pink; that one where she's lying naked on a bed of flowers, with just a few petals covering her golden triangle and her flesh cups. i almost lost my load right there. don't ask me what it is, but there's something undeniably sexy about pink. something i can't put my finger on, and it's gunna bug me for all eternity.
when i was watching "dharma and greg" the other night, i realised something; i wanna be greg. i wanna be greg, just so i can be married to dharma. when a fictional character can get you hot under the collander, you know there's gotta be something up.
kid rock is under appreciated, i think. it takes a special kind of musician to write lyrics like "bawitdaba a bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie". who else but kid rock could come up with genius words like that? not phil collins, that's for damn sure. bob dylan, eat your heart out. then tell me whether it tastes like chicken.
i sometimes wish i were a dog, just so i can shit in a public place without fear of prosecution.
in the dictionary, when you look up the word "dictionary", it shouldn't say something like "book that lists and explains the words of a language or the topics of a sybject", it should say "ME!"
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