Sailor Moon Drinking Game – The Dub Version
Note – This can be played with alcohol, or
for those of us who are under aged, pop/soda/whatever you refer to it as works
just as well.
Take one drink every time:
- There’s
a change in the dub
- Serena
whines
- Serena
cries
- Somebody
says something nice about Serena
- Reeny
has more than five minutes of dialogue
- Someone
mentions Tuxedo Mask
- Every
time Tuxedo Mask makes a “deeply philosophical” speech
- The
bad guys fail
- A bad
pun is made
- A
phrase such as “cool your jets” is heard
- Raye picks on Serena
- Luna
makes an obvious comment
- Reeny
sticks out her tongue
- Tuxedo
Mask throws a rose
- No one
recognizes the scouts because they’re “in uniform”
- No one
makes the connection between the scouts and the characters
- Serena
freaks out at lightning
- Reeny
freaks out at lightning
- Serena
runs into something
- Serena
trips
- Every
time you see a Sailor Says.
Take two drinks every time:
- Reeny
trips
- Raye hits Serena
- Serena
acts like a dumb-blonde
- Serena
bombs a test
- A really
dumb segment of name-calling (Nega-creeps for
example) ensues
- Someone
walks into headwind (i.e. their hair blows elegantly)
- Someone
admires how perfect Michelle is
- Amy
types something into a computer
- Lita mentions her old boyfriend
- Reeny
cries
- Reeny
whines
- Darien
comes to Reeny’s defense
- The
scouts don’t show any sign of being cold while wandering around in snow.
Take three drinks every time:
- Someone
gets hurt
- Someone’s
skirt flips up
- Someone
says that they’re in love with Sailor Moon
- Raye smacks Chad
- You
actually see Lita cook
- You
see a set of spiral-glasses (for example: Melvin)
- Serena
mentions food
- Serena
mentions hunger
- Mina
sees a hot guy and acknowledges said person
- Amy
makes an obvious connection that the viewer knew about twenty episodes earlier.
Take four drinks every time:
- Serena
and Darien kiss
- A
main evil character dies
- A
main evil character is healed/turned good by Sailor Moon
- A
character’s voice actor or actress changes
- The
outer scouts are perceived as perfect
- Sailor
Saturn is harassed by evil forces
- Reeny
comments on her mother’s actions in the future
- Reeny
claims that she loves Darien
more
- Luna
P turns into something useful
- You
see Reeny with her hair down
Take five drinks every time:
- A
sailor scout dies
- Amy
falls in love
- Lita becomes depressed
- Serena
acts mature
- Artemis
hits on Luna
- Luna
shoots down Artemis’ come-on’s
- The
main characters’ school uniforms change design
- The
main characters’ sailor uniforms change design
- A new
transformation is discovered
- A new
scout is discovered
- Amara and Michelle say that they’re “cousins”
- The
main characters admire Amara and Michelle’s
“family closeness”
- Mina
mistakes a girl for a guy
- Lita mistakes a girl for a guy
- Serena
mistakes a girl for a guy
- Tuxedo
Mask is kidnapped
- Moonlight
Knight makes a “philosophically deep” speech
- Reeny
has flashbacks to the future
- You
spot someone stark naked (strategically-placed lighting and/or objects
don’t count as covering)
- A bad
guy appears in the sky
- Serena
spanks Reeny
Take ten drinks every time:
- Reeny
kisses a horse (or a unicorn or a Pegasus)
- A
little boy humps Reeny (you know which episode I mean)
- Sailor
Moon makes a really sappy inspirational speech to a bad guy
- Sailor
Moon’s red balls that she has in her buns emit damaging sound waves
- The Silver
Crystal breaks
- The
Silver Crystal is stolen
- The
scouts travel through time
Drink with a
continuous chugging motion every time:
- Sailor Moon dies
- A guy falls in love with Darien (most prominent in the SMR movie)
- Michelle plays the violin
- Sailor Moon sprouts wings and flies
- Everyone dies
- Serena (not her Sailor Moon alias) says
something intelligent
- A henshin
(transformation) wand is broken
- Reeny kisses a flute-player
- Someone dates the enemy
- A older man falls for a younger girl
- DiC reverses a scene
- Cloverway cuts out nudity