Sailor Moon Drinking Game – The Dub Version

Note – This can be played with alcohol, or for those of us who are under aged, pop/soda/whatever you refer to it as works just as well.

Take one drink every time:

• There’s a change in the dub
• Serena whines
• Serena cries
• Somebody says something nice about Serena
• Reeny has more than five minutes of dialogue
• Someone mentions Tuxedo Mask
• Every time Tuxedo Mask makes a “deeply philosophical” speech
• The bad guys fail
• A bad pun is made
• A phrase such as “cool your jets” is heard
• Raye picks on Serena
• Luna makes an obvious comment
• Reeny sticks out her tongue
• Tuxedo Mask throws a rose
• No one recognizes the scouts because they’re “in uniform”
• No one makes the connection between the scouts and the characters
• Serena freaks out at lightning
• Reeny freaks out at lightning
• Serena runs into something
• Serena trips
• Every time you see a Sailor Says.

Take two drinks every time:

• Reeny trips
• Raye hits Serena
• Serena acts like a dumb-blonde
• Serena bombs a test
• A really dumb segment of name-calling (Nega-creeps for example) ensues
• Someone walks into headwind (i.e. their hair blows elegantly)
• Someone admires how perfect Michelle is
• Amy types something into a computer
• Lita mentions her old boyfriend
• Reeny cries
• Reeny whines
• Darien comes to Reeny’s defense
• The scouts don’t show any sign of being cold while wandering around in snow.

Take three drinks every time:

• Someone gets hurt
• Someone’s skirt flips up
• Someone says that they’re in love with Sailor Moon
• Raye smacks Chad
• You actually see Lita cook
• You see a set of spiral-glasses (for example: Melvin)
• Serena mentions food
• Serena mentions hunger
• Mina sees a hot guy and acknowledges said person
• Amy makes an obvious connection that the viewer knew about twenty episodes earlier.

Take four drinks every time:

• Serena and Darien kiss
• A main evil character dies
• A main evil character is healed/turned good by Sailor Moon
• A character’s voice actor or actress changes
• The outer scouts are perceived as perfect
• Sailor Saturn is harassed by evil forces
• Reeny comments on her mother’s actions in the future
• Reeny claims that she loves Darien more
• Luna P turns into something useful
• You see Reeny with her hair down

Take five drinks every time:

• A sailor scout dies
• Amy falls in love
• Lita becomes depressed
• Serena acts mature
• Artemis hits on Luna
• Luna shoots down Artemis’ come-on’s
• The main characters’ school uniforms change design
• The main characters’ sailor uniforms change design
• A new transformation is discovered
• A new scout is discovered
• Amara and Michelle say that they’re “cousins”
• The main characters admire Amara and Michelle’s “family closeness”
• Mina mistakes a girl for a guy
• Lita mistakes a girl for a guy
• Serena mistakes a girl for a guy
• Tuxedo Mask is kidnapped
• Moonlight Knight makes a “philosophically deep” speech
• Reeny has flashbacks to the future
• You spot someone stark naked (strategically-placed lighting and/or objects don’t count as covering)
• A bad guy appears in the sky
• Serena spanks Reeny

Take ten drinks every time:

• Reeny kisses a horse (or a unicorn or a Pegasus)
• A little boy humps Reeny (you know which episode I mean)
• Sailor Moon makes a really sappy inspirational speech to a bad guy
• Sailor Moon’s red balls that she has in her buns emit damaging sound waves
• The Silver Crystal breaks
• The Silver Crystal is stolen
• The scouts travel through time

Drink with a continuous chugging motion every time:

• Sailor Moon dies
• A guy falls in love with Darien (most prominent in the SMR movie)
• Michelle plays the violin
• Sailor Moon sprouts wings and flies
• Everyone dies
• Serena (not her Sailor Moon alias) says something intelligent
• A henshin (transformation) wand is broken
• Reeny kisses a flute-player
• Someone dates the enemy
• A older man falls for a younger girl
• DiC reverses a scene
• Cloverway cuts out nudity