Top Tens Lists #2
Top Ten Things Hotaru Would Do If She Had It Her Way
10. Be leader
9. Kill everyone who wants to kidnap her
8. Blow up the planet
7. Kill everyone anyway
6. Blow up the universe
5. Kill all cows
4. Get dad some psychiatric help
3. Be taller
2. Collect every lamp in the world
1. Make Haruka and Michiru her parents
Raye's Top Ten Favorite Phrases
10. SERENA!!!
9. Eew!
8. I AM SAILOR MARS!!!
7. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
6. Oh Great Fire…
5. REENY!!!
4. What?
3. Meatball Head.
2. Grandpa!
1. I WANNA BE LEADER!!!
Top Ten Things Haruka Would Do If She Had It Her Way
10. Destroy all Natto (her least favorite food, whatever it is)
9. Make every school subject PE
8. Turn into a boy
7. Burn all confession booths
6. Be leader
5. Burn all Modern Japanese textbooks
4. Beat up Lita
3. Wear pants instead of a (very skimpy) mini-skirt for her scout uniform
2. Win the Indy 500, the Daytona 500, and be the best in NASCAR.
1. Marry Michiru
Top Ten Things That Go On In Darien's Mind
10. Why do I date Serena?
9. Why don't I ever work?
8. I need another poetry book.
7. Where am I going to get the money to pay off my florist?
6. I want a dog.
5. I need a new dry-cleaners.
4. Where's my school?
3. Why am I the only boy scout?
2. I HATE THE NEGAVERSE!!!
1. Who am I?
Top Ten Reasons Why DIC Doesn't Want The Stars Series
10. The 3 Starlights are transsexuals (not good for kiddies).
9. They all die (but this time they can't edit it out).
8. Serena, Chibi-Chibi, and Galaxia run/fly around naked as the day they were born for
most of the last episode (yuck!).
7. The whole Star Seed thing is too confusing
6. Taiki is a classic example of what all American children will never be (thank god).
5. Yaten hates all sports (bad influence).
4. Seiya's constantly trying to commit adultery with Serena (though he never did
succeed).
3. Serena gets a ring from Darien (they wouldn't want to be getting early marriages into
the minds of young kiddies).
2. Darien sees a lot of Serena, Chibi-Chibi, and Galaxia as they run/fly around nude
(whoa!).
1. All of the above.
Top Ten Things Artemis Has Hidden Under His Kitty Bed
10. 300 Band-Aids
9. Rogaine For Men (for his little crescent-moon bald spot)
8. Fish
7. A Mina tracking device
6. A picture of Luna
5. A quote book
4. A First-Aid kit
3. A black book (for his girlfriends' phone numbers)
2. Tylenol
1. The back-up Silver Crystal
Top Ten Reasons Why Darien Should Dump Serena
10. She's somewhere between 3 to 4 years younger than him.
9. Bad reputation (dating younger women).
8. She's just so darn annoying.
7. Her job (normally gets one of them killed every other month).
6. Has cute friends.
5. Has an annoying cat.
4. Has an overprotective father.
3. Is just too much work for one guy.
2. Cries like a baby whenever something bad happens.
1. Needs more time to himself to find out who he is.
Top Ten Reasons Why Raye Shouldn't Be Leader
10. She's so bossy
9. She's so in love with Tuxedo Mask
8. She can't handle pressure
7. DIC wouldn't have bought Sailor Moon in the first place
6. Her motto, "My way or the highway".
5. Would kill any Negamonster, human or not
4. Give herself bragging rights
3. Gloating
2. Would throw anyone who didn't agree with her into the Great Fire
1. Would replace Sailor Moon with Sailor Chad
Top Ten Reasons Why Sailor Moon Could Never Happen In Real Life
10. They can jump higher than any world record here
9. Yeah, like society would let them run around in mini-skirts saving the world
8. They'd get hit on worse than Brittany Spears
7. Everyone would think that Amy, Setsuna, and Michiru were punks
6. Serena's hair
5. Reeny's hair
4. Tuxedo Mask would be hit on worse than Leonardo DiCaprio
3. The media isn't that stupid as far as identities go
2. They've never heard of peer-pressure
1. Lita would have a much harder time living off insurance
Serena's Top Ten Pet Peeves
10. Reeny
9. No food
8. School
7. Homework
6. Breaking up with Darien
5. Mom getting mad at her
4. Luna and Artemis nagging her
3. Pot-holes and bumps
2. When people call her, "Meatball Head/Odango Atama"
1. Raye