Top Tens Lists #5
Top Ten Reasons Why DIC Stinks
10. Chopped up the series.
9. Tried too hard to get a Y rating (and still have yet to succeed)
8. Okay, which one of you DIC employees had beans for dinner?
7. Because they tried to hide what they cut from the show.
6. Had a thing for changing the characters voices a lot in the series.
4. Like they care about what the general populace thinks?
3. I smell conspiracy!
2. They REFUSE to buy the S, SuperS, and Stars series.
1. They just do.
Hotaru's Top Ten Darkest Secrets*
*Note: none of these are true!*
10. Pink is actually her favorite color…
9. She's only friends with Reeny for the money (and for the bragging rights once she's the princess of the world).
8. She collects lamps so that she can throw them at her dad every time he tries to show her some new invention (a wise decision seeing as how the last time he did that the machine blew up in her face).
7. She'd rather hang out at home and watch the Teletubbies (scary…)
6. Her real father is Darien (that sleaze…)!
5. The outer senshi make better sacrifices.
4. She wants to nuke all cows (though that one's not really a secret…).
3. She didn't want the Glaive but that was all the prop dept. had left in stock (she's still mad at Mercury, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Moon).
2. Let Galaxia beat her. The Teletubbies were on.
1. She's really a soldier for the Negaverse (after the whole Mistress 9 deal).
*Yet another one made up by my buddy Xavier!*
Top Ten Things Ann Likes To Say*
10. URGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. ALAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. If the tree dies, WE die ALLEN!
7. Kay!
6. If the tree dies, WE die!
5. *Insert comment* Darien!
4. *Insert comment* Alan!
3. So you're saying that if the tree dies, we die?
2. Alan?
1. Remember ALAN, if the tree dies, WE die!
*This one was made up by Ashley (a.k.a. MoonieGal), cute no?*
Top Ten Things You See Amy Doing*
10. Reading
9. Working on the computer
8. Eating sandwiches
7. Read/working on the computer AND eating sandwiches.
6. Stopping a fight between Serena and Raye.
5. Stopping a fight between Serena and Reeny.
4. Stopping a fight between Serena and Luna.
3. Doing something with Greg (ooooooooooooo!).
2. Making a really obvious conclusion about the Negaverse that everyone else thinks is amazing.
1. All of the above at the same time.
*This one was made up by my friend Mitsuko. By the way, she has a new site out. The URL is in my dedications in "Sailor Dorks Part 9".
Top Ten Things Zoicite Hates*
10. Beryl
9. The annoying (yet cute) little Moon cats
8. Neflyte (of course, he/she killed the poor guy…)
7. Those darn Sailor Scouts!
6. When his/her plans fail
5. Those dang roses
4. That blasted Silver Crystal
3. That Moon brat!
2. Cape Boy!
1. DIC (for making him a her)
*This one was made up by my buddy Meg!*
Top Ten Things Neflyte Hates*
10. The stars (they're never right, i.e. he never wins when he listens to them)
9. Beryl
8. Losing (always throws a tantrum when he does)
7. Roses
6. The search for the Silver Crystal (that dang Silver Crystal!).
5. The blasted weak monsters that he always gets.
4. Sailor Scouts
3. Zoicite (he/she killed him after all)
2. Cape Boy
1. That Moon brat
*Yet another one made up by Meg!*
Top Ten Things That Go On Inside Serena's Head
10. Darnit, late again!
9. Darien…
8. Darnit, bad grade again!
7. Darien…
6. Stupid Raye!
5. Darien…
4. Stupid Reeny!
3. Darien…
2. Stupid Luna!
1. Darien…
Top Ten Things Neflye Likes*
10. Molly
9. DIC (for not turning him into a girl like Zoicite)
8. Short skirts on the Sailor Scouts.
7. The night sky
6. Tight costumes on the Sailor Scouts.
5. The fact that if he doesn't win, Beryl looses!
4. Astronomy
3. The stars
2. His way cool red sports car.
1. Watching the Sailor Scouts fight in their short skirts.
*Yet ANOTHER one made up by Meg. She's just full of ideas :) !*
Top Ten Things That Annoy Merc
10. Mean people
9. Zoicite
8. People who can't spell in their fanfics
7. Serena's crying
6. Raye's ego boosts
5. Hate mail
4. People who don't know how to put grammar in their fanfics
3. Her sister (you know why)
2. 37 e-mails in one week (right after getting back from vacation)
1. The Negaverse
Top Ten Reasons Why No One Can Ever Figure Out The Identities Of The Sailor
Scouts*
10. The writers were out all night binge drinking during the premise of Sailor Moon.
9. The people of Tokyo were used in a scientific experiment and zapped by an ultra violent ray to see if being turned phenomenally stupid would affect the quality of their day-to-day lives. It didn't.
8. DIC thinks that people really are that stupid.
7. They're in denial - 5 junior high girls with IQ's of toasters (with the exception of Amy) are better at protecting the world than they are.
6. If their identities are discovered, they might stop wearing spandex and
teeny-tiny skirts.
5. They're enjoying it - 5 junior high girls with the IQ's of toasters (with the exception of Amy) are better at protecting the world than they are.
4. Short skirts - the male population concentrates on legs and forgets about faces until they're a half a mile away.
3. The people of Tokyo are actually blind - they just look like they can see.
2. Superheroes with secret identities gave the public something else to hear about on the news besides Clinton, NATO, and the annoying countries in the Middle East.
1. The people at DIC really are that stupid.
*This one was made up by my bud EneyLocke. When I first read it I was laughing my head off.*
Top Ten Things Reeny Has Under Her Bed
10. A blow horn
9. 12 scrunchies
8. 50 hair-pins
7. A fire extinguisher
6. A journal
5. Goo Gone
4. A tool box
3. An extra Time Key
2. A picture of mom and dad when they're OLDER
1. The real (future) Silver Crystal
Top Ten Things Raye Has In Her Room
10. A picture of Chad
9. A hose
8. Matches
7. 3,560 anti-evil charms (crammed into one drawer)
6. A dart board with Serena's picture on the bulls-eye
5. A Mina and Serena detection system
4. 5 safes
3. Pepper spray
2. A broom
1. A fire extinguisher
Serena's Top Ten Favorite Sports That She Likes To Play
10. Volleyball
9. Footsie with Darien
8. Soccer
7. Spit-swap with Darien
6. Tennis
5. Lip-swipe with Darien
4. Bowling
3. Tongue tag with Darien
2. Basketball
1. Tonsil Hockey with Darien