Top Tens Lists #6
Top Ten Reasons Why You Almost Never See Ms. Haruna Anymore
10. Eloped
9. Tried too hard to get Serena to pay attention and ended up quitting
8. Actually from the Negaverse
7. Got between Serena and Raye fighting
6. Got between Serena and Reeny fighting
5. Got fired for hurling the telephone across the room after her boyfriend broke up with her and moved to Osaka to find work.
4. Moved to California to fulfill her dream of being a supermodel
3. Was abducted by aliens
2. Found out about Serena being Sailor Moon and had a heart attack
1. Got between Serena and food
Top Ten Reasons Why Serena Waves Her Scepter Around When She Kills Enemies
10. She likes to make the enemy wait forever to die
9. She likes to hit Raye when she isn't looking
8. She likes to hit Luna when she isn't looking
7. She likes to hit Reeny when she isn't looking
6. She's really a ballerina in a clever disguise
5 The thing's so heavy that she needs to try to swing it into its upright position.
4. She want to let her moment in the sun last a long time
3. 28.7 seconds of pure weightlessness in sub-space is really fun
2. She actually doesn't blast the enemy with energy from it; she blasts the enemy WITH it.
1. It runs on batteries which are always dying on her and she needs to swing it around and hit stuff to get the darn thing working again.
Sailor Moon's Top Ten Favorite TV Shows
10. Teletubbies
9. Anything on the Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon
8. Johnny Quest
7. Days of Our Lives
6. All My Children
5. The Dating Game
4. The Powerpuff Girls
3. General Hospital
2. Sailor V
1. Sailor Moon
Amy's Top Ten Favorite TV Shows
10. Dexter's Laboratory
9. Reading Rainbow
8. Ally McBeal
7. The Practice
6. Anything on the Discovery Channel
5. Anything on TLC
4. Anything on the Sci-Fi Channel
3. The Powerpuff Girls
2. Sailor V
1. Sailor Moon
Top Ten Reasons Why Malachite's Hair Is White
10. He's the long forgotten son of Queen Serenity
9. He forgot to apply his Just for Men
8. He was originally Artemis
7. The Japanese like people who are prematurely gray
6. He saw one of the scouts naked
5. When he figured out that Luna and Artemis could talk
4. When he witnessed a classic Beryl spaz attack
3. He hated being blonde and dyed his hair white
2. Got caught in a snow storm and never recovered
1. He's a part of the moon family (i.e. notice how they all have gray hair in their later years)
Reeny's Top Ten Favorite Books
10. War and Peace
9. Little Women (or should it be, "Small Ladies"?)
8. The Time Machine
7. 101 Do-It-Yourself Science Experiments
6. Animorphs
5. Silent Witness
4. IT
3. Misery
2. If You Give A Mouse A Cookie…
1. If You Give A Moose A Muffin…
Lita's Top Ten Favorite TV Shows
10. Anything on the Food Channel
9. Johnny Bravo (#8)
8. Anything on the Cartoon Network
7. Anything on Nickelodeon
6. Anything on FOX (especially the specials)
5. Unsolved Mysteries
4. NWO
3. WWF
2. Sailor V
1. Sailor Moon
Top Ten Things Serena Would Do If She Were As Smart As Amy*
10. Get rid of Reeny
9. Make Reeny's disappearance look like a "natural" accident.
8. Blasted away the Negaverse back during the Silver Millenium.
7. Blasted away Galaxia even before she had a chance to show up.
6. Shut up Luna (with a bunch of smart remarks and comebacks).
5. Gotten along with Darien long before they *really* got together.
4. Shut up Sammy (the same way she would with Luna).
3. Hurry up Crystal Tokyo (I mean, she knows she'll be Queen already).
2. Make sure Reeny won't be born in the future.
1. Get good grades and be on time (and make everyone else look real stupid).
*This one was made up by Hino Rei. I thought it was pretty cute.*
What All Sailor Moon Fans First Thought Of The Show When It First Came Out*
10. Jeezum H. Crackers! Isn't this against the law?
9. Seriously, you expect me to watch this?
8. Doesn't anyone here notice that Sailor Moon's hair is pretty odd?
7. How in the world do they get into those outfits?
6. Why a tuxedo? Wouldn't armor or something rugged be more practical?
5. WOAH!!! She just did a high kick!
4. Hmm…9 planets in the Solar System, 4 scouts from planets and one from a moon, I wonder if there are any more from the other 5 planets?
3. This show can't be THAT popular, can it?
2. I wonder if the enemy gets the wrong idea about them when a blonde and her friends show up in tight fitting suits with very high mini skirts and say they'll punish you?
1. When did they have time to learn choreography and poses?
*This one was made up by my friend Xavier. Hehe, it's his list. Kinda brings you back to when you first heard of the show huh?*
What Sailor Moon Really Thought Of Sailor Venus When They First Met*
10. Is her hair actually blonder than mine?
9. There's no way she can be cuter than me, can she?
8. She's got a cat too?
7. I wonder how many hits she can take?
6. I bet she's real dumb.
5. She can't be Sailor V! They don't look anything alike.
4. What took her so long to meet the rest of us?
3. How come the Negaverse hasn't attacked her yet?
2. She probably wants Darien.
1. I bet I can get her autograph.
*This one was also made up by my friend Xavier.*