Top Tens Lists #7
 
Why Seiya Kou (Or Any Of The Starlights For That Matter) Is Better Off Being A Guy*
 
10. Doesn't have to worry about weight and fashion
9. He gets a lot of gals as it is (after all, he is a famous singer)
8. How else can he be the lead singer of the boy band if he's a girl?
7. No one could guess his identity as a Starlight (Sailor, no singer)
6. In Japan, for the most part football teams don't let girls play (just makes all you gals wanna ring their necks don't it?)
5. He can eat all the hamburgers he wants without having to worry (too much) about the waist and hip line.
4. Okay, so the guy has some great pecs on him.
3. He doesn't have to shave his legs (for every girl out there, I bet we all know the misery of nicks).
2. Doesn't have to worry about short skirts or boys whose hormones are in overdrive
1. No bras!
 
*This one was made up by Sailor Chibi-Jupiter!*
 
Top Ten Most Annoying Moral Speeches Ever*
 
10. How dare you dare to dare such a horrible mistreatment! -Tuxedo Mask
9. You must be strong for each other, believe in your love and you can do ANYTHING! -Future Darien
8. You should learn to vanquish your hate *insert name here* forever! -Tuxedo Mask
7. How dare you use your glorious powers for evil *insert name of monster*. It was wrong of you to *insert activity/morals lesson*! -Tuxedo Mask
6. And that's wrong! -Sailor Jupiter
5. And that's not right! -Sailor Moon
4. And that's cruel! -Sailor Venus
3. And that's pathetic! -Sailor Mercury
2. Believe in yourself Sailors! If you just believe, anything can be done! -Tuxedo Mask
1. The fire of love is burning; the fire of justice is burning! I will not let you destroy a persons, no, a kitty's chance at romance! -Sailor Mars
 
*This one too was made up by Sailor Chibi-Jupiter! Notice the Tuxedo Mask/Darien trend in this category.*
 
Top Ten Most Annoying Voices In The NA Anime*
 
10. Neflite
9. Rubeus
8. Melvin
7. Wicked (Black) Lady
6. Catsy
5. Prince Diamond
4. Zoicite
3. Reeny
2. Emerald
1. Molly
 
*This one was also made up by Sailor Chibi-Jupiter. She's pretty creative isn't she?*
 
Top Ten Things DIC Has Truly Screwed Up*
 
10. Ann and Alan using the SAME names for both school and the Negaverse (instead of different names in the Japanese version).
9. Raye slapping Serena silly (well, one minute Serena's standing up, then for some unknown reason she's on her butt crying and Luna's scolding Raye).
8. They turned a two-part episode into a one-parter where you have no idea how they got where and what happened after whatever event just took place.
7. Ever notice that DIC tries its hardest to cover up Raye's grandfather's dark reputation (of being rather perverted).
6. They barely mention Sailor V and when Mina shows up they show Sailor V jumping all over the screen they call her Sailor Venus. What's up with that?
5. Sure, we don't mind that you added 8 EXTRA notes to Alan's flute (poor guy must have awesome lung capacity).
4. Notice how they sometimes cut out Serena being late to school (you just see her walking through the door panting and Ms. Haruna getting peeved).
3. Have you ever wondered why they didn't use Serena's nickname, even though all her stuff and everything she ever wore (plus the hair) suggests it.
2. Serena is DUMPLING HEAD, not MEATBALL HEAD (then again, a lot of people
including myself don't really know what dumplings are).
1. They turned Zoicite into a GIRL!!! May the rest of the Negaverse never notice the change.
 
 
* This was too made up by Sailor Chibi-Moon. I swear this gal is on a role!*
 
 
Top Ten Most Frightening Things About The Sailor Scouts*
 
10. They ALMOST never bleed!
9. Sailor Moon does next to nothing aside of making threats, giving advise, and waving a gigantic scepter and yet she gets all the credit no matter how hard the scouts work.
8. Tuxedo Mask is A SCOUT, well okay sort of (a.k.a. Sailor Earth in a sense).
7. Their identities are never discovered. Think Tokyo, MEATBALLS (DUMPLINGS), only one person in the whole COUNRTY who has that style!
6. They call each other by their real names at times, and ANSWER to them (wake up Negaverse!).
5. They cry when they're beaten, even LITA (gee, makes you wonder)!!!
4. They talk to Luna in public, and she talks BACK (one time this happened right next to Reeny when she didn't know that Luna could talk and she passed it off as the wind!).
3. Amazing that they don't file any sexual harassment cases against Luna and Artemis for making their pens make their skirts shorter and their suits tighter.
2. They spend more time transforming and powering up their attacks than they do in overall battle (in most cases).
1. They fight in PUMPS!!!
 
*The last one made up by Sailor Chibi-Jupiter. Hey, I keep true to my word when I say I use every single suggestion that I get (though I do mess with them a lot).*
 
Top Ten Things We Wonder About The Show
 
10. Have the inner scouts ever bragged about how they've died more times than the outer scouts?
9. What would happen if they decided to be someone else (i.e. Sailor Venus wanted to be Sailor Jupiter, so she grabbed Lita's pen and yelled out Jupiter Star Power)?
8. Why hasn't Molly and Melvin figured out that their best friend is Sailor Moon?
7. How come no one ever wonders about how the Scouts knew their names when they tell them to get lost or to get away before their road-kill compliments of the Negaverse?
6. How do their parents not know that their own kids are the Sailor Scouts?
5. What if both of Serena's arms are broken and she has to transform (maybe hold her brooch up with her foot?)?
4. Does Raye have year-round PMS?
3. How do they breathe in those outfits?
2. How can they run/jump/land/walk/do anything in those heels?
1. What happens if one of them loses their voice and they have to transform?
 
Top Ten Things Unknown About The Show
 
10. Amy one time BEAT Haruka in a battle! (S)
9. Amy said once to Serena's brother that she was willing to put her dream of being a pediatrician on hold and have a big family instead! (SuperS)
8. In the manga, Andrew and Lita's friend Asanuma knows who the Sailor Scouts really are!
7. In the NA anime in episode #4, "So You Want To Be A Superstar" Sailor Moon looks at the screen and says, "If you see Luna tell her that I could really use her help." (Sailor Moon)
6. Serena's brother has a crush on Amy! (SuperS)
5. In the manga, you find out two things about Raye: her mom died a few years after she was born, and she hated her father so much for neglecting his family (he's a lawyer) that she decided to stay with her grandpa on her mom's side of the family.
4. A ton of Sailor Moon's enemies: Ann, Alan, Neflite, Jedite, Sailor Aluminum Siren, Fish Eye, Doanobuda, Eudial, Senishienta, Sailor Lead Crow, Sailor Tin Nyanko, and Cooan; ALL know who Sailor Moon's real identity is! (All the series)
3. Ever notice that a ton of stuff is labeled 10-BAN? That's because it's a really bad pun. 10 in Japanese is juu (pronounced jew), and BAN. Put them together and what have you got? Juuban, which it their school district! 
2. The Starlights were sisters who came to Earth to find their princess and tried to reach her through their music. The being boys is a really clever disguise. (Stars)
1. Chibi-Chibi is really Sailor Cosmos, the pure and ultimate form of Sailor Moon. She was created pretty much the same way the Moonlight Knight was created and is REALLY REALLY pretty when she's grown up. (Stars)
 
 
Top Ten Reasons Why Serena Is A Great Role Model
 
10. She's loyal
9. She's kind
8. She's honest (most of the time anyway)
7. She takes pity on enemies at times
6. Gives people a chance
5. Helps out
4. Great for relationship advice
3. Worries about her friends
2. Helps her friends in need
1. Is an all out great person.
 
Top Ten Reasons Why Serena Is Not A Great Role Model*
 
10. Listening to her whine and cry and complain makes viewers think that maybe being knocked into a coma wouldn't be so bad.
9. She has the intelligence of Albert Einstein. If a piano or an anvil were dropped on his head.
8. After 30 minutes of an anime in which Serena does things like trying to starve herself thin or hit on older men, DIC believed the situation needed
a 2 second Sailor Says afterwards saying; "It's what's on the inside that counts" or "If you're being treated in some way that you don't like, go get help."
7. She runs around fighting crime. In heels, a really short skirt, and a skintight body suit.
6. Books without big pictures make her head hurt.
5. She has the patience of a 2-year old on steroids.
4. Her motto seems to be "Thinking is for losers".
3. She's extremely independent. Unless there's a man around within a 20 mile radius.
2. When Darien broke up with her, she begged and pleaded for him to reconsider. Every episode for a month. Then he said no. Then she begged and pleaded. Every episode for another month. The self-respect must be flowing out her ears.
1. If Darien asked her to shave her head, dye the stubble black, and then streak across Tokyo, she would do it. After thinking about it for 5 whole seconds. She really has a mind of her own, that girl.
 
 
*This one was made up by my friend EneyLocke! Gee, it seems that this whole part is nothing but a bunch of suggestions! Oh well, next time there will be more from me!*