capthowdy591 (11:01:30 PM): what came first? the chicken or the egg? Moe53Szyslak (11:01:56 PM): No clue capthowdy591 (11:02:33 PM): neither do i capthowdy591 (11:13:28 PM): here is the game plan capthowdy591 (11:13:43 PM): we start hanging out now Moe53Szyslak (11:13:43 PM): Ok capthowdy591 (11:13:48 PM): i wanna join the clan capthowdy591 (11:14:39 PM): than we take ovr the world Moe53Szyslak (11:14:57 PM): Clan? Moe53Szyslak (11:15:05 PM): Join the service wit me, will be missing in action Moe53Szyslak (11:15:25 PM): then will change our names & live in a 3rd world piece of crap country with like 10 american dollars thus adding up to milions in the crapy 3rd world country Moe53Szyslak (11:15:32 PM): and we;ll live like kings, damn hell ass KINGS!! capthowdy591 (11:16:56 PM): works for me but in ten years i will be king of my own country cause when the time comes when my grandfather passes away i will get a few million dollers and i am buying a small island and taking over Moe53Szyslak (11:17:29 PM): WoRd i'll come and bring my guns and planes & i'll be the hospital Moe53Szyslak (11:17:38 PM): casue i;ll be a skilled EMT who puts people Back together Moe53Szyslak (11:17:44 PM): while under HEAVEY FIRE! Moe53Szyslak (11:17:49 PM): so i could handle anything capthowdy591 (11:18:45 PM): good call capthowdy591 (11:18:58 PM): cause we always be under attack Moe53Szyslak (11:21:09 PM): No we wont but incase u like cut ur thumb off by accident tending to the buttler monkey who will do our dishes and wipe our butts Moe53Szyslak (11:21:37 PM): i will be able to reassemble ur leg good as new while UNDER HEAVEY FIRE from their monkey advaseries from the planet of the apes Moe53Szyslak (11:21:48 PM): wait did i say leg, i ment thumb...thumb capthowdy591 (11:22:40 PM): what would we do if the monkeys turn on us and take over? i wont wipe their butts Moe53Szyslak (11:25:01 PM): No u forgot im an extreme EMT who can work under HEAVEY FIRE capthowdy591 (11:25:22 PM): oh yeah Moe53Szyslak (11:25:23 PM): did i fail to mention as an EXTREME EMT WHO CAN WORK UNDER HEAVEY FIRE I am also quite the soldier capthowdy591 (11:25:28 PM): ill hide in the bushes Moe53Szyslak (11:25:28 PM): PARARESCUE BABY Uhhh Moe53Szyslak (11:25:33 PM): no monkey will front on me yo capthowdy591 (11:25:41 PM): word Moe53Szyslak (11:27:21 PM): Day be straight foos to run up in my shnizz shnazz and front on me and my Shniggyz Yo, I'm like "u gonna front monkey" he's like "arrr uahrr" that's "NO" moneky style cause not only am i an EXTREME EMT WHO CAN WORK UNDER HEAVY FIRE & not only am i PARARESCUE but i speak monkey & WHen he gets done sayign no i'm like Niz-Ice That's Just Griz-ate capthowdy591 (11:29:42 PM): then i will steal their ship shizzapp stuff before they recognize Moe53Szyslak (11:30:24 PM): Hell yeah we'd be a total mess if we weren't so capthowdy591 (11:30:33 PM): outragously chill Moe53Szyslak (11:31:58 PM): WoRd Moe53Szyslak (11:32:46 PM): Hell yeah, this would make a good book, i think i will publish it to warners westinghouse or whoever gives u those huge novelty checks at ur door, publishers clearing house or something with old man Wallis in teh glasses, u feel me? |
RaNdoM SeNseLeSS BaBBle A Conversation Me & Jeff Shared One Night, It's Pontless But If You're Bored Then By All Means, Dive In. |