SS: Well I am on route, I am sorry we could only talk on codec.
S2: It's alright, I alawys wanted one of these. Let the interview begin.What is your opinion of Raiden?
SS: He's a fag. He's constanly thinking instead of doing, he's horrible in battle. All in all he's pathetic moron, and a fag.
S2: Wow, how true. Well, what's your opinion of Otacon?
SS: He tries his best. Ever since Emma died he's been kinda slow on conversing.
S2: Yeah, so, some normal questions
SS: Alright....one second. DDDIIIIEEEE MOTHER F*CKERS *rapid machine gun fire*
S2: Okay.....Well who's your favorite band anyways?
SS; WeLLLL.....I'd have to say....Slipknot...there hard and good for killing Kamis
S2: Oh, cool, so do you think any girls are hot?
SS: hehe Yep, that Cameron Diaz chick is bitchin. She's just....DAMN
S2: Amen to that bro.
SS: hehe, A man after my own heart.
S2: Yeah, so you need any help out there? I have formal sword and automatic weapons training. I have experence in the field , I HAVE A COOL NEW STEATH SUIT I NEVER TRIED YET!!!
SS: Fine....just remember you have to at least kill 16 Kamis.
S2: YAY! well then I'm off to assist Solid Snake over seas. Any other Coments Snake?