S: Hello you vile vermin
S2: Thats no way to talk to the Mayor of Albequerque(i think i spelled it right)!!!
S: What!!! But I am the Mayor of Albequerque!!!
S2: LIAR YOU WILL PERISH AT THE HANDS OF RONALD MCDONALD!!!
S: No! no!....please no! He is our lord and savior from Godzilla!!!
S2: The United states army does that numb nuts!!!
S: What!!! no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S2: I win!!!
S: Never
S2: Thats it, ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D---D--D-D-D--D-D-D-D-DUEL! WE START WITH 2000 LIFE POINTS!!!
S: I start by using this card that takes 2000 life points from myself!
S2: all hail to the king of morons!!
S: Oh, where is he???
S2: I'm bored *takes sword and holds it a Solidus' neck*
S: Wha??
S2: All hail the king *kicks solidus in the crouch so hard that he feels it in his robotic skin*
S: OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. IM GETTING MOMMY!