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| Hi Fool, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You Awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you.I cannot tell you how glad I am that you decided to go another day without giving your life and your will to God. I am glad you have not changed your way of living, fool you are mine. Remember you and I have been going steady for years and I don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, I hate you because I hate God. I'm only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of Heaven and I'm going to use you (because I know he loves you) as long as possible to pay him back. You see fool, God has always loved you, and he has great plans in store for you, but you have yielded your life to me and I'm going make your life a living hell. That way we will be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you I'm really showing him who's boss in your life. With all the good times we have had watching dirty movies, cussing folks out, partying, stealing, lying, hypocriting, fornicating, overeating, smoking, drinking, skipping church, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, and back stabbing folks, surely you don't want to give all this up. Come on fool, lets burn together-forever. I've got some hot plans for us (ha ha) This just a letter of appreciation, from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you most of your life. Fool, you are so gullible. I laugh at you when you are tempted to sin and you give in, ha ha ha ha. You make even me sick. Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life, you look 20 look 20 years older, I need some fresh new blood. So go ahead, teach some little kids how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate or commit adultery, cuss, miss Sunday school and weeknight services, party hearty, and listen to and dance to the top 10 ten jams. Do all of this in the presence of your children and they will do it too. Children are like that you know, they love to pick up the bad habits of you adults. Well, fool I've got to go now, I'll be back in a few seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run from me. Confess your sins and live for God with every little bit of life you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still be sinning is becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you, It's just that you would make a better fool for Christ than for me. If you really love me, you will not share this letter with other fools. Signed Satan |
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| This Is Deep--Get's you thinking As you got up this morning, I watched you, and hoped you would talk to me, even if it was just a few words, asking my opinion or thanking me for something good that happened in your life yesterday. But I noticed you were too busy, trying to find the right outfit to wear. When you ran around the house getting ready, I knew there would be a few minutes for you to stop and say hello, but you were to busy. At one point you had to wait, fifteen minutes with nothing to do except sit in a chair. Then I saw you spring to your feet. I thought you wanted to talk to me but you ran to the phone and called a friend to get the latest gossip instead. I watched patiently all day long. With all your activities I guess you were too busy to say anything to me. I noticed that before lunch you looked around, maybe you felt embarrassed to talk to me, that is why you didn't bow your head. You glanced three or four tables over and you noticed some of your friends talking to me briefly before they ate, but you didn't. That's okay. There is still more time left, and I hope that you will talk to me yet. You went home and it seems as if you had lots of things to do. After a few of them were done, you turned on the TV. I don't know if you like TV or not, just about anything goes there and you spend a lot of time each day in front of it not thinking about anything, just enjoying the show. I waited patiently again as you watched the TV and ate your meal, but again you didn't talk to me. Bedtime I guess you felt too tired. After you said goodnight to your family you plopped into bed and fell asleep in no time. That's okay because you may not realize that I am always there for you. I've got patience, more than you will ever know. I even want to teach you how to be patient with others as well. I love you so much that I wait everyday for a nod, prayer or thought or a thankful part of your heart. It is hard to have a one-sided conversation. Well, you are getting up once again. And once again I will wait, with nothing but love for you. Hoping that today you will give me some time. Have a nice day! Your friend, GOD |