Where did the Spice Girls go?!
-Anti_Idiots37
I think we'd get along, she'd be surprised at some of the ideas and aspirations I have for myself but I think she would like me. However, I wouldn't be able to stand me at age 12.
-freakish_duck
"what the hell happened to me?"
-BrightEyesSuck
2. Using the words quixotic, ostrich, mandolin, and ziggy, tell me a story about what you did last weekend.
I was feeling a bit quixotic so I thought, "Hey wouldn't it be cool to buy an ostrich?" So I did, but then I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I traded it for a mandolin. I played the mandolin. Ziggy played guitar :)
-jadore_dior
So I was chillin at this bar drinking something called an Exotic Quixotic and I was scopin out them fine chickadees from behind my fly bomb.com shades. Anywayzzz this girl pull sup to me and she's like "Oh man you is so sexy baby. C’mon lets ditch this granny joint and git our party on" So of cours eI did, I took her home in my vehicular type device when she notices my electric mandolin I have in the back seat. I have the electric mandolin cause I'm in a band called the Body Emulsions. Anyways this gets her all hot cause she loves classic rap/rock/country fusion bands. She especially loved our first single "getting ziggy with it" which admittedly is just a ripoff of the Will Smith opus. Oh and then an ostrich came in an jacked my car and we ended up playing monopoly in the streets till a cop picked us up...booja!
-calvnhobbs
3) Ok, let's pretend you're on a school trip and you're staying in a really nice motel and you need to get to the lobby. You get on the elevator and there is a guy in a grass skirt and a coconut bra standing there. What do you do? (this one actually happened to me)
start sing! 'oh what a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are hanging in a row'......
-muscleman3000
Laugh. If I know him, laugh harder.
liddy23
I'd tell him that I have the same outfit at home but it doesn't look as good on me as it does on him.
-frigginspriggin
I casually say hello. Then, I compliment him on his skirt. Before he can say thank you.. I immediately stop the elevator and stare at him.
((I have no idea what his reaction may be, so I must be prepared. After all, I always carry a switchblade and pepper spray with me. It may come in handy. *wink, wink*))
I then, tell him he must hula dance for me or else he will never get out of the elevator while I am alive!
Where it goes from there.. No one will ever know.. :)
-Silent_Morte
4) Ok, let's pretend you're on a school trip and this time you're staying in a coed dorm with community showers on the first floor, well, your room is on the 11th floor and you forgot your pajamas for after you take your shower and all you have is a towel. You run to the elevator and one other person gets on. As you're going up, your towel gets stuck in the door. You're you have to stand there in the buff all the way to the 11th floor. Who is on the elevator with you and what do you do?
a man w/ a hula skit on would be in there, and i'd rip it off!
-redhead63117
I don't care who it is. I just jump up and down and yell, "OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!!"
-niteshift_ninja
well of course it would have to be a chick because any dude that would get on an elevator with me if i was naked, i would have to kick his ass after i got dressed, and of course i would have to hit on the chick i mean its the only thing you can do, its your job as a man to hit on a chick in that kind of situation
-blake_667
Whoever got on the elevator is the person on the elevator, and I'd probably say to them, "Oh, I'm sorry, how rude of me, Hi! my name's Jay would you like a hug?"
-frigginspriggin
Richard Dean anderson, and I do the happynakedheathenhomodance for him
-Anurean
an older lady & she helps me get the towel unstuck & then I get the hell off the elevator
-lavanadahata420
