The Coolest People You'll Never Meet

Well, what more can I say. If you don't know us chances are you're a loser. And by that I mean a big fatty with no friends who uses letter groups like 'lol' when typing anything on a keyboard. Ask a grown up  what a twat is and they'll explain your role in life.

This is Philip. This picture was taken when he was in Australia living the life of Riley. The horse he's on was called Clarabel and they later married. Unfortunately the horse in the background (affectionately known as Satan) became insanely jealous and murdered all the horses in Australia, including Clarabel, in an attempt to win Philips love. After a 4 hour high speed helicopter chase, Satan somehow disappeared and hasn't been seen since...

This was awful. Being paid to dive in the Red Sea? What a waste of time...the things I have to put up with...

Rory sees daylight in my ear and seeks to fill the gap. This is by far the most direct path for alcohol to take when headed for the brain...meanwhile I contemplate the words of the great philosopher Aristotle when, on the morning after his greatest revelation he said,      "I drank what?"

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