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Quite messy, but at least I'm not trying to start a war or anything...To be honest only a couple of these phots were taken in Aug 03. Quite a few others have crept in every now again as I scan them. Just wait till the New Year after I get really drunk, make a cock of myself and put THOSE phots up! Well, I never cock on Tuesdays master. Sonny plong pling can't come too often enough for her!! WAYHEY!!!

Not to be confused with the image on the home page, this is Kierons face, as seen from the front

Pesky contact lenses.

'If its not on the floor, it must be in the sky...' said Peter . You can't see her, but Lydia is stood just to the side. She was pulling her hair and cussing the boys out something rotten. 'Lucky you bastards are too gay to have children' she said...I felt ashamed. And dirty.

Kieron laughs knowingly as his wiser brother Rory realises his hands are glued together with a cement/semen compound. Thats no ordinary drink Kieron holds over his codpiece.

Yes its me in all my sweet glory. I used to have a picture here of me holding up the smelly sock of 'Hamish the Spoiler', also known as Rory's son. I look cooler in this picture, so out goes the baby talk. Bond was still struggling to park his jet ski in the surf behind, otherwise he would have made it into the phot...