The Sporkipolitan Museum of Cartoon Dolls
**Unlike on other sites, when we say we make dolls from scratch, we mean we literally draw them pixel by pixel.  We don't use dollmakers because we prefer to make our own forms and clothes.**

Okay, simplicity abounds on this page.  This is the main page (but if I had to tell you that, I don't know how the hell you even managed to turn the computer on).  There's nothing happening here except maybe occasional announcements.  Okay, there's plenty here, I promise, you just gotta press the button that takes ya in.  This is just so you don't get too much insanely awesomeness too fast....Don't want to blow your mind out or anything. ^_~  I KNOW there's nothing interesting happening out here to make you want to go in there, but you're just gonna have to trust me.  The site is pimp. Honest!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!  We, here at the museum, wish you all a Merry Quackmas and a Happy New Toad!
                                      ~Fork