D.O.B: 23/06/82, a good 4 weeks late! Wow!
Place of Residence: Real home is Midsomer Norton, fake home is Sheffield
Star Sign: Cancer.And no,I have no idea what it means!?Can anyone tell me what typical Cancers are supposed to be like?
Weight: Have no idea, that last time I checked i was around 13 stone.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black at the moment, styled in a mohawk-esque fashion, but normal hair colour is a strange hybrid of brown + blonde which for the sake of argument we will call bronde.
Feet: Size 12.And yes I have heard the unfunny, predictable jokes about big feet.And no,they are not funny.
Body Facts: - I have a double jointed thumb. They both were until I fractured one playing football.
- My ear lobes are very soft
- I can roll my tongue.
- My top two teeth stuck out when I was smaller, giving me fangs!
- I can hear in my right ear better than my left due to having loads of ear-infections when I was little.
- I have scars on my elbows, one from falling off a water slide and one from diving on astroturf.
- I also have a scar on my knee from diving (again) onto a stone which pierced all 3 layers of my shell suit bottoms and ripped through my leg.
- I have also fractured a bone in my ankle. Also through playing football.
- Broken/ bruised/ fractured a rib. Again footy related. Stupid game.
House: Home - Detached in an ickle cul-de-sac in lively Midsomer Norton.
Uni - 9 bedroom semi-detached monster of a house. With a games room in the basement.
Whiskers/Paws: 1 Rabbit called Cottontail.Not actually mine.I would've thought of a MUCH better name.
Love Interest: None to speak of.That means I'm single.
Day Job: Student by day, Evil Super-Genius by night. Sadly my cunning plans for world domination are consistently thwarted by some form of 'hero' with powers far superior to mine.
Top Bananas: Chris (Pentos), DJ Mike Les, Sarah (Peni), Charlie (Immy), Hayley (Peels), Kerry (Tel), Rich (Badge/Shakespeare/Tranny), Jono (Bono/Swayz), Si (Chadders/Anton), Andy (Indy), Chris + Jenn (Princess/Bambi/The Sis)
- Music
- Finding amusing yet childish things on the net
- Gigs
- Consuming cold beverages
- Eating little, many times a day
- Modifying photos
- Watching old skool kids tv programmes + public information films. "Sandra could have helped......but Sandra was DYING!"
- Wallowing in nostalgia
- Being cynical and sarcastic whenever i have the chance
- Laughing at minor celebs in search of a way to get themselves seen.
- Waynes World
- Blade
- Evil Dead
- Dude Where's My Car
- Monty Python + The Holy Grail
- Terminator 2
- Billy Madison
- Fight Club
- The Crow
- Life Of Brian
- Happy Gilmore
- Face Off
- Kindergarten Cop
- Nesh
- Shibby
- Cross-eyed
- Sock puppet
- Monkey
- Smorgasbord
- Jelly
- Suave
- Coochie
- Smock
- Spam
- Pancreas
- Cusp
Holiday Destination - America/Greece
Food - Toad In The Hole
Book - Cat & Mouse by James Patterson
Dream - To travel the world + to skydive
Favourite Type Of Jam - Partial to a bit of strawberry
Handedness - Left
Smell Of Choice - Issey Miyake
Passport Photo - Horiffic
Smell - Rain on a warm pavement
Ugliest Vegetable - Marrow
Type Of Popcorn - Sweet
Preferred Beverage - Frijj Chocolate Milkshake