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- "My favourite metal is aluminium." (What a coincidence!It's my favourite too!)
- "Brrreeeeaaaaddd Toooowwaassttt Watah."(Made up Yorkshire Moors language)
- "And we kicked the ball as hard as we could at the class geek." (Did it hurt?)
- "And we used to make blow darts out of Bic pens and fire them at the really annoying kid." (Did it hurt?)
Bono Swayzee:
- Mikes having a wank.I'm going to join him. (Schoolboy error)
- Catherine Zeta Jones is really lucky. ( Leading to thoughts of which famous Hollywood movie star Jono could marry.Only 1 option really.)
John Bell:
- The Shaz Doorstep Challenge (on who could pull Shaz from downstairs first.No one has yet been successful.Sadly)
The Baby:
- There's a lot of aeroplanes here (Upon arriving at Birmingham Airport.Funny that.)
- I thought Paul Weller was in the Beatles. (Go to your room and don't come out until you have something sensible to say.)
- Why do wise people in films always have really deep voices and speak really slowly?
- Do people from tea companies have coffee breaks?
- Why is that baby a bullet point icon in Yahoo Page Builder?
- Why are they steps outside and stairs inside?
- Why do all transsexuals pick really bad names that just make them sound like trannies (eg. Pauline, Sandra)?
- What does Coke taste of?
- Why aren't Lego men overweight?
- What are men's nipples for?
- What's a male ladybird called?
- Where is the 'Golf Sale?'
- How did they know what time to set the first clock to?
- Why is the alphabet in the order it is?
- How is it possible to raise something to the ground?
- Why are there life jackets under plane seats, not parachutes?
- Why are all disabled people called by their full names (eg. William, Richard)?
- Why does body hair stop growing at a certain point but our head hair keep on growing?
And it's one that has been annoying me for years and years!
MEN HAVE NIPPLES BECAUSE UP TO SIX WEEKS OLD ALL FOETUSES ARE FEMALE.
IT'S ONLY AFTER THAT THE GENDER IS DECIDED!SO MEN'S NIPPLES ARE THE LEFT OVERS FROM WHEN WE WERE WOMEN, TECHNICALLY MAKING ALL MEN SHE-MALES.
All Right!
Now.Praise me!
19/05/04 (check the date kids) I found out the answer to another one of my highly interesting and not at all trivial questions. According to a reliable source, there are life jackets under plane seats as opposed to parachutes ........(drum roll).......because (in the words of Jess) by the door there's an inflatable slide, so you put on the life jacket and slide out of the plane and the life jackets there incase you hit water!!
Only, I wasn't sure about this so I questioned further:
Me: but thats assuming you're on the ground
Jess: or maybe they only use it over water, and the presumption is that if its over land they can try to land
Me: what happens if you're 30,000ft up in the air?
Jess: yeah well i think a plane goes down, if its gonna crash
Me: yeah,fair point
Me: i'd still feel safer with a parachute
Me: i can tread water if i fall in the sea
Jess: yes but not if you go WHACK into the sea
Me: i cant spontaneously sprout wings and fly
Me: it might sting a bit
So after much deliberation I have decided that the explanation suggested is more likely than my attempt at an argument. Well....in some ways everyone is a winner. I get to find out another answer and Jess gets the credit for the discovery. Good work people. Now roll on 19/05/05 when I get another answer!
Right click, save target as.....you know the score by now....
Dropkick Murphy's - Walk Away
Dropkick Murphy's - Fields Of Athenry
Dropkick Murphy's - Bastards On Parade
Dropkick Murphy's - The Gauntlet
Rancid - Maxwell Murder
Rancid - Olympia,WA
Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Mr Moran
Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Sugar Free
Flogging Molly - If I Ever Leave This World Alive
Flogging Molly - Selfish Man
Flogging Molly - The Worst Day Since Yesterday
Royal Crown Revue - She Walks On Fire