Easter Surprise by Periwinkle

“Are you ready for tomorrow, Napoleon?”

“Yes, moi droog. I am looking forward to our first Easter together. Of course, good communist that I am, I don’t really celebrate it.”

“Well, how about we celebrate this?”

Heavy breathing.

“Oh, yes, Napasha, that I believe in. Maybe I’ll revise my opinion of the holiday...”

*****

Sound of lips separating. “Uh, Illya?”

“What, Napoleon?”

“Are your hands yellow?”

“No, Napoleon, they’re not. If you look closely you’ll see that there is also some red on them and a small spot of black.”

“And this is because..?.”

“Well, if you must know, I was getting a surprise ready for you for tomorrow. And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m heading for bed.”

*****

“Illya, you’re getting undressed in the dark.”

“Napoleon! Don’t turn on the...”

Click.

Sigh. “...light.”

“Oops. Sorry. Did I spoil your surprise?”

Sigh.

“Illya, why is your penis yellow? And is there a red spot and two black spots on it too?”

“Didn’t we have this discussion already?”

“That was about your hand – this is just a little different.”

“It’s like this, Napasha. Someone explained to me that for Easter a lot of people get little pets like bunnies and chicks.”

“And ..?”

“I thought that instead of a little chick you’d prefer a large cock.”

“Oh, yes, Illuysha, that I do. Let’s start celebrating Easter early.”

“You can celebrate any day you wish, lyubov.”

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