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Pat, I thought you were going to quit drinking all of that Propel
~Justin
What can I say, I'm addicted to fitness.
~Pat |
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This is my significant other, Steve.
~Ebony
Yes, but is he your statisticaly significant other?
~Heidi, and yes, another biology joke...biostats is taking over our lives! |
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I hope to have it to you by the Christmas.
~Emmy
The Christmas? As opposed to the New Year, or the Thanksgiving. Or the Yom Kippor. That would be just too ambitious.
~Me |
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I don't particularly care for the guy...
~Mark, after hearing about TO's possible attempted suicide |
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You'd like the show Eureka. They take all these geniuses and put them into one small town.
~Emmy
So kind of like Bellflower?
~Me |
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This quote was from earlier this summer, but I think I forgot to put it on here and I think its pretty funny:
And the rececption is going to be in a barn.
~Me explaining Randy's wedding
In a bar?
~Kwaz
No, that would be if Eric were getting married.
~Me |
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It never fails, I always fall for the guys who already have boyfriends.
~Emmy
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Mmmm...boobs...
~Jo |
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Yeah, I had a 5 million dollar shoe contract too, but I passed it up because I just really love turtles.
~Me |
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I don't think Dr. Bowden drank enough to make the test tomorrow easier.
~Me
Yeah, but we drank enough to make it harder.
~Casie |
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I'm sorry, but we dropped one of your pizzas, so we gave away your other one and are making you two new pizzas.
~Waitress at Luccas
I hope they gave it to a homeless person.
~Dr. Casto |
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Its the beard, it makes him look bigger.
~Mom
I thought it was my gut.
~Randy |
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I only wear patterned ties.
~My cousin Austin, who was about 6 at the time. |
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I think I could pull off Whitney Houston.
~Me, deciding what song to do karoakoe to
Sure, if you did a lot of crack first.
~Emmy |
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I've only seen Amber once since I've been back from Atlanta.
~Me
You aren't missing much.
~Brant
I know.
~Me |
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We have to walk slower because Dr. Sakuluk has a limp.
~Dr. Thompson
Oh, I just thought that was his ghetto walk.
~Me |
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I have a cousin who lives in Alabama...wait it gets funnier...so one day she's in WalMart and theres this lady yelling at her kid and she yells "Spatula, I have two words for you, be have!
~Amy |
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hendricks800: she kicked me in the face once going in for a lay-up... how does that happen? |
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This is a really heavy trunk.
~Me
You're a heavy trunk.
~Coffin |
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Ready to go to lunch?
~Mitch
Hold on, my belt just broke.
~Me
Maybe lunch is a bad idea.
~Ryan |
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Seriously, there are more quotes?? |
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