Kim's Chemistry Poem written for me.
Laura, where are you today?
Did you blow off this class to play?
Today we are talking about enzymes and catalysts.
I want to beat myself with my fists.
Dr.J wants someone to win the Nobel Prize.
I think that we could because we are wise.
There is only 10 minutes left in class.
I think the kid next to me has a severe case of gas.
Dr.J has told lots of stories today.
We have gone from CO, to old faithful, to his high school days.
I'm trying to program my TI-86.
But I have gotten myself into a fix.
You might have to show me this stuff again.
You know you like it bcause you are my friend.
Oh geeze, here we go!
He is now talking about his softball playing days in Chicago.
In Chicago, they don't use gloves, they play w/ their bare hands
From what it sounds like, they did not have a lot of fans.
This class is finally done!
When he lets us go, I'm gonna run!



My Chemistry Poem to Kim

I hate chemistry; this class is boring.
I'll give you a nudge once you start snoring.

Its almost lunchtime and we'll get some food.
Don't think about bball, it will put you in a bad mood.

We learn about atoms and Dr.J's bobcat
Now whats he talking about; using dog hair for a hat?

The clock ticks away and we just get older
Do you really care about the heat given off when iron gets colder?

This class is so long, it goes on forever.
And you know when we'll need to know this stuff? Never!

Theres equations to solve and numbers to crunch.
Lets get out of here and go get some lunch!

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Kim's Latest poem for me

Oh Z, Oh Z
Oh where can you be?
I miss you in this class of inorganic chemistry
I wish you were here to talk to me
This class is boring so you decided to flee
There is a cool picture that you should see
This is so exciting I just might pee
Inorganic makes me full of glee
Today we are learning about radicals that are free
I envy you at home watching TV
Or maybe you are hitting a golf ball off a tee
Or fighting for America to be free
Oh Z, Oh Z
O where can you be?