And Now for Something Completly Different
Its
Monty Python's
Flying Circus
The Philosopher's Drinking Song
Immanuel Kant was a real piss ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume Schoppenhaur and Hagel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegal.
Theres nothing Nieizsce couldn't teach ya about the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permantly pissed.
John Stewart Mill of his own free will, on half a pint of shanty was particulary ill.
Plato they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, I drink therefore I am.
Yes, Socrates himself is particulary missed, a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
The Lumberjack Song
I never wanted to do this in the first place.
I wanted to be a Lumberjack!
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl on my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day.
Monties: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day. 
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have butter scones for tea.
Monties:He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lavatree. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' and has butter scones for tea.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in...In bars????
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie just like my dear papa.
Mounties:He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspenders and a ....bra???(mounties break off song and begin insulting lumberjack)
You're only going to make it worse!
Worse? How could it get any worse?
Jehovah!
Jehovah!
You shot him!
He came at me with a banana!
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better.
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
I don't like Spam!
Not much of a cheese shop, now is it?
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