| Famous Quotes from People We Know |
| The Infinite Wisdom of Mr.Bowers |
| If we're going to lose, we're going to go down winning. Everybody in? Ok lets go! Its like the parting of the Dead Sea. I love laughing gas. Its hilarious. My grandma could guard you, my deceased grandma could guard you. Hey, theres a ball up there! I dare anyone to go to the office and tell them you're wearing underwear. |
| The Greatest Lines from Liz Halcomb |
| No, but I call her fatty. (When asked if she ever called her twin sister Erica ugly) I don't like to meet strangers. Thats what happens when you run into a rock. (said while flexing her arm) That's enough for 6 people. 6 people isn't a party. (responding to the Subway sign for a 6 foot party sub) Somethings are just wrong. I think he's a cocky little bastard. There's too many balls. No, seriously I was not crossing my legs. Its business time! (Hits fist in hand) Coffin, what did I tell you. Don't tell anyone, I don't have a coat OR a hat! I was born in June and so was my sister. I never felt like wanting to shoot myself before. (After missing the game winning layup) |
| Yeah Coach, like 5 times. -Jodi Raymer, when asked by Mr.Bowers if we had peppered to 100 when actually we got to about 9. |
| Things I've said |
| I was 49 cents shy of the buffalo burger. I mean, you lost your shoe. Don't make fun of Maxwell, that seems to be his breaking point. Theres only room for one person on the pillow. We're backing up on the interstate. |
| Did you break her nose? Good. Did you make her cry? Great. -Miss Eubank |
| My personal favorite: Does this look like a football? -Kevin Halcomb |
| I'm sure I'm forgetting plenty of great lines, so just tell me if you think of any. |
| Who's ambidextrius? |
| Where's Drew? -Becca Dawson |
| Touch it Becca, touch it! -Scott Green |
| Me and Hallie's Inside Jokes I would like a dog and Coke. Ok, but what would you like to drink. (ordering at the Dog and Drugs) He spent like 20 minutes in the tanning bed. Who your dad? No my brother! Take it to the cows! Take it to the ditch! |
| 6+4 equals bam! -Angus Dupee |
| Happy Birthday Mr. Brown! |
| We're getting out at 2 because of the snow. |
| You know who could toot my fruiti? The hott guy. -Vicky Bateman |
| Hasta luego, Hasta luego entonces! -Sancho Panza |
| Egar! Alajandro! Baca! |
| We're not as dumb as you think we are. -Math Contest Slogan |
| Zacatecha's Driving School. You called about the driving lessons. |
| Just think of all the starving ethiopians who would love to lick the ketchup off your honeybuns. -Scott Green |
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| Bellflower is pretty big for how small it is. -Sarah Bell |
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| It takes longer, but its quicker in the long run. -Sarah Bell |
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| Au its Gold! -Danielle Harvey |
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| And stuff like that... -Vicky Bateman |
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| Four? What is four? -Kara Jiles |
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| Who wants to see Jo go? |
| I want to see Jo go! |
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| ET phone home -Mr. Brown |
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| I don't know what the dress code is at Blue Ridge, but one of them is wearing a lampshade. -Radio Announcer commenting on Vicky's hat |
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| Mira, Mira es Antonio Banderas! |
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| He's built like a nine iron! |
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| What you talkin about Miss Harvey? Ha I fooled her, I knew exactly what |
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| Blah, blah, blah, potato sack. -Jamie Hendricks |
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| Do you remember the Hot Guy from Sports Enhancement? (Amber) Oh you mean the Not Hot Guy, I remember him. He wasn't hot. (Me) |
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| I'm your subconsious! Suprise! -Vicky Bateman |
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| Rape her in a towel shes all wet! |
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| Hey Mom, this is Dani. -Dani Hoffman |
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| Most people are like, oh my gosh I just ate a cupcake, i've got to go run, but we're like, oh my gosh i've just ran, i need to eat a cupcake. -Me and Coffin's philosophy |
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| Remember, kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids. ~Jacob Harpenau's advice to Chris |
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| shes talkin about! |