The North Atlantic Squadron
(Traditional tune. Come on, you know it! Here's some verses we
knew)
1. There was an old whore from Montreal whose cunt spread from wall to wall
but all she got was sweet fuck all from the North Atlantic
Squadron
CHORUS:
Away, away with fife & drum, here we come, full of rum
looking for women to peddle their bum, in the North Atlantic Squadron
2. The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
he tried to screw a .22 & someone pulled the trigger
3. The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
he stuffed his ass with fibreglass & circumcised
the skipper
4. The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
he stuffed his bum with bubblegum & vulcanized the
skipper
5. The surgeon said the girls were clean, the son of a bitch was off his
beam
the end of my prick is turning green, in the North Atlantic
Squadron
6. There was a girl from Labrador, she spread her legs from door to
door
but all she got was a 2 by 4, from the North Atlantic
Squadron
7. The eskimo women they are the pits, they have no box, they have no
tits
they whack you off with their furry mitts, in the North
Atlantic Squadron
8. The Newfie girls they are no catch, all they do is pick &
scratch
and pull the crabs out of their snatch, in the North
Atlantic Squadron
9. There was a girl from Moosenee, who spread her legs from tree to
tree
all she got was some VD, from the North Atlantic Squadron
10. There was a girl from PEI, who came to Toronto very shy
the 400 men gave her a try, now for 2 bucks she'll
service any guy
11. In days of old when knights were bold and condoms weren't
invented
they wrapped their socks around their cocks & babies
were prevented
12. In days of old when knights were bold and women weren't
particular
they lined them all against the wall & fucked them
perpendicular
13. The pilot's name was Lester, he was a hymen tester
Through cherries thick he shoved his prick &
left it there to fester
14. We've flown the seas & oceans too, and fucked women of every
hue
our dongs and balls are black & blue, we're
the North Atlantic Squadron