The North Atlantic Squadron
(Traditional tune. Come on, you know it! Here's some verses we knew)

1. There was an old whore from Montreal whose cunt spread from wall to wall
     but all she got was sweet fuck all from the North Atlantic Squadron

CHORUS:
Away, away with fife & drum, here we come, full of rum
looking for women to peddle their bum, in the North Atlantic Squadron

2. The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
     he tried to screw a .22 & someone pulled the trigger

3. The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
     he stuffed his ass with fibreglass & circumcised the skipper

4. The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
     he stuffed his bum with bubblegum & vulcanized the skipper

5. The surgeon said the girls were clean, the son of a bitch was off his beam
     the end of my prick is turning green, in the North Atlantic Squadron

6. There was a girl from Labrador, she spread her legs from door to door
     but all she got was a 2 by 4, from the North Atlantic Squadron

7. The eskimo women they are the pits, they have no box, they have no tits
     they whack you off with their furry mitts, in the North Atlantic Squadron

8. The Newfie girls they are no catch, all they do is pick & scratch
     and pull the crabs out of their snatch, in the North Atlantic Squadron

9. There was a girl from Moosenee, who spread her legs from tree to tree
     all she got was some VD, from the North Atlantic Squadron

10. There was a girl from PEI, who came to Toronto very shy
       the 400 men gave her a try, now for 2 bucks she'll service any guy

11. In days of old when knights were bold and condoms weren't invented
      they wrapped their socks around their cocks & babies were prevented

12. In days of old when knights were bold and women weren't particular
      they lined them all against the wall & fucked them perpendicular

13. The pilot's name was Lester, he was a hymen tester
       Through cherries thick he shoved his prick & left it there to fester

14. We've flown the seas & oceans too, and fucked women of every hue
       our dongs and balls are black & blue, we're the North Atlantic Squadron