1. You are a senior and you don’t know where to go to college.
2. Your amount of friends has decreased exponentially over the past 4 years
3. Your parents invite boys to dinner by calling their house without telling you first
4. Your neighbors try to steal your boyfriend
5. You’re asked if this nine year old is your son, when you are only 17
6. Your school district is trash because who gives a damn about the seniors
7. Guidance counselors first priorities are in their freshman, not their seniors who are trying to get into college
8. You can’t get into college because you don’t have enough time to apply, because you are so busy keeping up with your school work so that you could actually be accepted in the first place
9. The whole neighborhood is actively involved in your love life
10. Your boyfriend calls you up to say he kissed another guy
11. You can’t write your narrative on an aspect of your summer because it’s too complicated to fit in 2 pages.
12. When asked if hated, your brother replies, don’t worry she hates everyone
13. You tried to make a cake and it burned from the inside out
14. Your brother returns sweaters to you
15. You started cleaning your room a month ago and its still a mess, but you’ve been working on it every weekend
16. You stay home Friday night watching message in a bottle and laugh at yourself
17. Your stupidity perplexes you
18. Haha
19. Dan thinks your problems are like the really long bedtime stories you want your parents to read to you so you can stay up later
20. You go to a football game only to have grass poked in your ear.