Advice Of The Week

How many of you have ever heard the saying, "You learn from your mistakes."?  I'm sure you all have.  Well I for one would like to know why we have to make mistakes before we learn! Why not let someone else make the stupid mistakes?  I've teamed up with our friend Goku, and together, we will educate the world so you don't have to!  *waits for all the clapping to stop*   So every week, Goku will share with you just one of the several mistakes he's made so that you may learn from it without making a fool of yourself!  Yes folks, this means that you may just gain the respect of your fellow man that you desire so much.  Let the learning begin!

If the super villian you're fighting asks you to take him to your leader, it's really best not to...For all you know, he just may be evil enough to destroy your planet's leader and take over all its inhabitants... *Cell- What are you babbling about Saiyajin?! Get back to building my temple or I'll raise the taxes again!!* *ChiChi- Oh my God!! Do what he says Goku!!!*

Previous Advice

When your wife says she wants to go on a tropical vacation, never, NEVER take her to a perverted old man's island for a week... It just won't work out.  Roshi! Get your dirty hands off of ChiChi!

The only way to make someone really apologize is to beat them until they truly regret what they've done. Goku- Hey...That doesn't sound like something I'd say... *spins around just in time to see Vegeta running from the room*

Cover your ears and run home!

If someone you know is sick, it's best to call a doctor immediately.  Never try to cure them yourself! *Gohan - Hey...how'd these leeches get on mom's arm?* *Goku whistles and walks away*

Call me crazy, but something marked as inflammable sounds like something that wouldn't burst into flames!  Come on!  What's flammable mean then?  To get to the point, don't fire ki attacks around something labeled inflammable.  The label is lying... *looks at the smoking crater that used to be Bulma's lab*

Ok, I know I'm supposed to be telling you about my mistakes so you can learn, but I'm NOT wrong about this! Santa is a vampire!  He has all the classic characteristics of one!  He comes out at night, flys around, and enters little kids' houses unnoticed! Plus, his favorite color is red!  Need I say more? So instead of leaving out cookies and milk, leave out garlic, a wooden stake, and a threatening letter.  That should be enough to scare him off.  Save yourselves!

This is a helpful little tip.  While in an elevator with a bunch of people, try not to think of anything that would make you laugh...  People might think you're crazy and a danger to society... *Goku - Is this straight jacket really necessary?* *Doctor - Witnesses said you were laughing pretty hard, sir.*

Here's a good tip for you.  Never ring god's doorbell and then run...  He really doesn't like that... *Dende - Darn kids!!  If I have to destroy the whole world to find you, by god, I'll do it!!!*

Now listen good, because this advice could save your life... or at least save you a lot of pain. If the screaming lady of the house demands that you iron your clothes before you go out for the day, don't, and I repeat, DON'T iron your clothes while you're still wearing them to save time.  An iron is REALLY hot!!  Who knew? If you ignore my advice and wear your clothes when you iron anyway, then at least make sure you like what you're wearing.  It'll become part of you... literally.... Ow....