-----> b l a c k b o a r d i s m s ---> 'blackboardisms' originated from 'the simpsons' - those little phrases that bart writes on the blackboard in the opening credtis, like 'i will not feed laxatives to birds'. -- doug blackboardisms - I will not punch patients who hit their children -- carol blackboardisms - I will tell him I miss him | =home= | =photos= | =episodes= | =quotes= | =fanfic= | =songs= | =fun= | =links= |
- I will not transport hypothermic kids on news choppers, even if they do need a Level One Trauma Centre
- When she says she doesn't want me there, I will not listen
- When someone wants their birthday kept a secret, I will abide by their wishes
- I will not look anyone straight in the face and lie to them
- I will not let her wake up without me
- I will not sleep with epileptic cocaine snorters
- I will not ignore pleas from homeless teenage girls
- I will be careful when opening large gifts that may be fragile
- I will come back from the dead
- I will not moan about TV doctors
- I will always worship the epidural man
- I will call him
- I will not fall asleep when people bare their souls to me
- I will not fax during a power cut
- I will not fall for Croatian Euro-Dougs
- When he asks me to go with him, I will agree
- I will not waste good beer on flaming barbeques