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Song Playing: Keeper Of the Stars
YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE
A BAD DAY WHEN..........
You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS:
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hang up and drive.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
17 different messages from God
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages from God. This non-denominational campaign started in September sponsored by an anonymous client.
1. "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game" - God
2. "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids" - God
3. "What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand?" - God
4. "We Need To Talk" - God
5. "Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer" - God
6. "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage" - God
7. "That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It." - God
8. "I Love You...I Love You...I Love You..." - God
9. "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" - God
10. "Follow Me." - God
11. "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." - God
12. "My Way Is The Highway." - God
13. "Need Directions?" - God
14. "You Think It's Hot Here?" - God
15. "Tell The Kids I Love Them." - God
16. "Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." - God
17. "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." - God
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.
Beautiful young people are acts of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.
"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key."
__________________________
"I have not yet begun to procrastinate."
"I support Breast Cancer Awareness "
You Know You Are Middle Age When:
You Realize That Caution Is The Only Thing You Care To Exercise.
· Don't Worry About Temptation. As You Grow Older, It Will Avoid You.
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