Rare footage (above) of Dr. Thomas McGrath actually doing some lab work, with the phantom cottage master Du in the background (wearing his magical pixie boots).  Proper Edinburgh Lad Tom is always happy at work - sat on his arse sending e-mails to various foxy foreign chicks.  Mighty in the ways of chemistry, Deuchars IPA and 'arsing lard', Tom is also the pingpong master in his spare time. 
The divine Miss Lacy Coker is the original girl next door (works in the lab next to our office).  She receives several million brownie points for being an icecream freak and for having an incredibly smiley disposition.  Lacy also gets large respect for being totally Jordon-esque on the basketball court and able to cause me serious pain simply by throwing me a tennis ball.  
Christmas in Waco with Wendnesday Tseng and Captain the Cat.  Wednesday recently moved to Houston (officially the fattest city in the world) to be near other half John.  We shall miss her (but it's cool 'cos she'll be back for homecoming to watch Baylor get shafted).