All Advertisers
They want your money.
They want you to feel insecure/ugly/fat without them.
They want your email address.
Your Parents
They want you to make them look good to their friends.
They want you to be happy, as long as your definition of happiness is the same as theirs.
They wany you to do well-but not so well that they feel like losers compared to you.
Your Peers
They want you to reinforce them and their worst decisions.
They want you to buy stuff so they can borrow it from you.
They want you to try it first, in case it's really gross or hurts a lot.
Your Inner Bitch
She wants to make you miserable with constant criticism.
She wants to fill you with self-doubt.
She wants a drink.
Tune In:
Your appetite and ambition
Your secret desires and your wildest dreams
Your pleasure principle"
