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Stardust's Website

Eeerrrrmmm... I haven't made a normal website, ever, so this is kinda a new thing for me so, well, I'll try to make this page as normal as possible, for me that is. Anyways, enjoy! P.S.- I do have a weird sence of humor... please bear with me... my doctors and their "assistants"were too busy to give me my medication last night...lol...

Hi. I am probably here right now but avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

~Funny stuff~

*Ding-Dong* Hello, you don't know me, but my friend just broke down. Can I have a ride? 'Okay' *walks in* 'Okay, let me get my keys' Keys? Umm...I think we misunderstood one another... I think I'll leave now... *walks out* 'I wonder what all that was about...???'

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Museum, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Follow your dreams... Except for the one where you are alone in front of your class with only your underwear on.....

I'm not laughing at you... I'm just tryin to figure out how everyone else can...

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and that I know my way around pretty well.

I'm not paranoid! Which one of my asassinators told you that?

I didn't cheat! I just studied late...

A secreat is like a clock... It goes around and around and around....

~Other Stuff~

I'd like to say that my main text is not pink! It is fucia!!! Even though they are in the same families, that doesn't mean they are anything alike! Ex: Pretty much all families... exceptions are... clones... erm... thats all I can think of right now... ...

My Sister Websites

Things to do... *Pretty Please*

Number of good little Kangaroos...

Binkies!!! Erm... Blinkies!!!!

Call me honey, babe, dear, woman, girl, sweety, sugar, baby, or anything else like that... and are not my boyfriend... YOU WILL SUFFER!!!

I don't drool alot... I'm just boycrazy...

Why is the guy on the oatmeal box scary???

If you haven't noticed... I'm crazy... BOY crazy and just plain insane...

Laughing Stock: Cattle With a sence of humor.

Bill Clinton Jokes...

*for mature audiences only!*

Thats all for now... Kangaroos stole the rest of the page... bad little kangaroo! Well, better go get it back... Bye....



	Bill replies to his attorney: I DIDN'T tell her to lie at the deposition, I told her to lie in a different position. The rains are getting as bad as the polls on Clinton. In the D.C. area some magazine asked 100 women on the streets if they would go to bed with Clinton? 87 Responded with a, "No...not again!" A White House aide went into the Oval Office and respectfully said, "Mr. President, I'm sorry to interrupt, but you really must make a decision on this Abortion Bill." President Clinton thought for a moment then replied, "Oh, I guess you'd better just pay the darn thing!" Did you hear that Hillary Clinton's title was recently changed? Instead of 1st lady she is now 3rd or 4th. What do the laws of Quantum Physics and the President's belt have in common? Both are above Monica Lewinsky's head. Why does the President wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm. What's the difference between President Clinton and the Titanic? They know how many people went down on the Titanic. Monica Lewinskis' defense in the Clinton affair is that... "She didn't swallow." You know our country is in trouble, when the President and First Lady's name spells "Hillbilly." Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.