Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Rocks
“Rocks who?”
No, they’re Artifacts!

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Gate
“Gate who?”
Gatehoo will get you to a lot of Stargate sites!

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Apophis
“Apophis who?”
I am your god, now open this door!”

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Allergies
“Allergies who?”
Not who! I have them!

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Daniel
“Daniel who?”
I was hoping you would know, I can’t find him.

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Sam
“Sam who?”
It’s pretty hard not to know, she is the only girl around here.

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Hathor
“Hathor who?”
You can’t miss her.

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
uncomfortable
“Uncomfortable who?”
The chairs in the infirmary

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
What
“What who?”
Wait, sorry, wrong Joke

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Nox, Nox
“Nox, Nox who?”
Jack, stop telling these stupid jokes!

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Jaffa
“Jaffa who?”
Jaffa’s gonna cook you if you don’t turn around!

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Hell
“Hell who?”
Sokar’s little haven

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
little white men
“little white men who?”
Annoying little weirdo’s aren’t they?

Knock-knock
“Who’s there?”
Give me a S...”
“What?”
Give me a T...”
“Jack...”
Give me an A..”
“Sam, call Janet!”
Give me a R...”
“Okay, okay, I’m going!”
Give me a G...”
“Jack! Sit down!”
Give me an A...”
“Hurry Sam!”
Give me a T...”
“I’m going... Oh Janet! You’re here!”
Give me an E...”
“I think it was something he drank...
What does that spell?
“I don’t know Jack, humor me.”
Stargate!
“Thank you Jack.
Wait! Wait! Where are you taking me?
“Somewhere were you can’t tell these stupid jokes.”
 
 
 
 
 

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