Cars
This is what happens when people drive drunk.  I understand people make mistakes and I like to think I'm a pretty for giving person.  Do it once, shame on you and I'll forgive you, do it twice, shame on me.  This is or was my 1995 Saturn.  In Aug of 2000, it was totalled with approximately 98,000 miles on it.  About 3:50am, my car was hit by a drunk driver.  It was parked on the street and no one was hurt.  Everyone who knows me, knows I'm always up for a beer, but there is a point when you have to say no.  Even I  know that....
Here's the jerk who hit it to me:
serves him right!!!
Here's what I got with the insurance money:
It's pretty sweet, isn't it?  Its a Metalic Blue 1999 Mercury Cougar.  I love it!!!  Comes with power windows, locks, anti-lock brakes, airbags galore, a/c and much much more..... If you see me I'll be the hottie in the sweet ass car...wave to me as I blow past you (just don't use that one finger- its just not nice)!!!  :)
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